Rochelle Quote #416
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Easter
Rochelle: Oh, hi, Tasha.
Tasha: Hi. Is Chris here?
Rochelle: He is, but we're having dinner at the moment.
Tasha: Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to drop these pictures off for him. And... thanks for letting Chris come to Queens and escort me in the Easter pageant.
Rochelle: You are so welcome. [chuckles] And thank you. Happy Easter.
Tasha: You, too.
Rochelle: Okay. [closes door] Chris...!
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.