Adult Chris Quote #350
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Easter
Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the end of the day, I thought it would be different between me and Tasha.
Tasha: Hey Chris, thanks for coming to my pageant with me.
Chris: I had a good time.
Tasha: Me, too.
Chris: So, I was thinking, you want to do something together sometime?
Tasha: Robert?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Where's a meteor when you need one?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.