Andy: You're having a party at Gabe's apartment?
Erin: Mmm! I'd love it if you were there.
Andy: You would?
Erin: You and Michael are always the life of the party!
Andy: Try and keep me from coming!
Erin: Why would I keep you from coming?
Andy: Try and hide it, I will track this party down!
Erin: Why would I hide it! [giggling]

Gabe: What happened?
Andy: I accidentally ate some seahorses.
Gabe: How much?
Andy: I didn't know it's powdered, so like four or five, I don't know.
Gabe: I've got just the thing! [leaves, returns back with his synthesizer] This one's called Earth Rise on the Moon.
Andy: That's so beautiful.

Andy: I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? Sixty miles to the gallon in the city.
Kevin: No, I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!

Michael Scott: Kevin!
Kevin: Hey, you going tonight?
Michael Scott: Yes, I am. Are you?
Kevin: Yeah! You gotta go to the boss's party!
Michael Scott: What? No Gabe is... Gabe is not the boss.
Kevin: Oh, he's not the boss.
Michael Scott: Why did you just say he was the boss?
Kevin: 'Cause, you're the boss!
Michael Scott: Yee. Guys! Do you consider Gabe to be the boss? [Oscar and Darryl have vanished]

Erin: It's a make your own pizza night. Isn't Gabe's place so nice?
Michael Scott: Uh huh.
Erin: Look at the size of those wine glasses, Michael.
Michael Scott: Big.
Erin: Those posters used to be real French ads.
Michael Scott: All right.

Gabe: You don't really toss the dough.
Michael Scott: Try to destroy the old ways, Gabe. I will not let you.

Michael Scott: Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. Right down the hall is a bed room. All the real Glee fans are gonna go down the hall to the real Glee party in the bedroom. Follow me. Where we can crank it!

Oscar: [pauses show] That one! She's been in a couple episodes of Friday Night...
Kelly: You know what? I'm so confused. Is this a Glee watching party? Or a Glee pausing party? 'Cause we keep stopping it, to get a history lesson from...
Oscar: You know what? I didn't read the rules, I didn't know the rules. There, it's on. I didn't read the rule book.

Darryl: Take a shot.
Andy: Oh, thanks.
Darryl: Wow, so much Asia stuff. I wonder if there's a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff.

Andy: Why does Erin like Gabe?
Darryl: Andy look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters, I'd choose you.
Andy: That's really nice, thank you.
Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.