Andy: Is it true?
Angela: What have you heard?
Andy: That you're sleeping with Dwight.
Angela: That doesn't sound like me.
Andy: Is it true?
Angela: Andy, I'm engaged to you. I mean, we just signed off on our wedding flowers. Would I have said yes to formal chrysanthemums if I didn't want to get married? And we went through all that stuff with our wedding cake-
Andy: Just answer the question. Are you sleeping with Dwight?
Angela: A little bit.
Andy: How long has it been going on?
Angela: I don't know. I mean, we were together, and then he killed Sprinkles. And then we stopped, and I don't know exactly when we started up again.

Angela: Standard, you know? Nothing fancy.
Andy: So, like, missionary?
Angela: I said nothing fancy.
Andy: Do you love him?
Angela: I love you.
Andy: Why should I believe that?
Angela: Andy, we are at a crossroads here. We can either give in to what people're saying, that we're not good together-
Andy: Who says that?
Angela: Or we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.

Andy: Where's Dwight?
Jim: You okay, man?
Andy: Not at all, actually. But thanks for asking. Appreciate it. You know what, I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for lying to my face. And not telling me what's been going on this entire time.
Creed: You are welcome.

Andy: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy.
Andy: It's over.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. She broke up with you.
Andy: No. It's over between you two.
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, no way. I am not giving up.
Andy: You have to.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, I don't.
Andy: She doesn't love you. She's marrying me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, I don't know about that because she certainly seems to enjoy to enjoy making lovemaking with me.

Andy: Angela Bernard.
Dwight K. Schrute: Will never be her name.
Andy: It will be her name, and you will have to call her that.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't think so.

Andy: I'm telling you to back down.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I'm telling you I will never back down.
Andy: Then I'll make you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, really? How are you gonna do that?
Andy: Through the use of force.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is very general and does not scare me in the slightest.
Andy: I will fight you.
Jim: No.

Dwight K. Schrute: A duel. The winner gets Angela.
Andy: Fine!
Dwight K. Schrute: Fine.
Oscar: This is nuts.
Dwight K. Schrute: What is your weapon?
Jim: Okay, that's enough because-
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, this is none of your business.
Jim: It is my business when it happens at work.
Andy: Guess what, not happening at work. We're gonna do it outside.
Dwight K. Schrute: Outside of work. None of your business then.

Andy: I will be taking my break at 4:00 in the parking lot.
Dwight K. Schrute: I will also be taking my break at the exact same time and in the same location.
Andy: What a coincidence.

Jim: So I either get more involved or I take a sick day. Leaving Dwight in charge. Oh, God.

Meredith: Hey, has anything happened yet?
Oscar: It's 4:10. I don't think he's gonna show.
Kevin: Oh, come on, man. Believe in something.