‘The Duel’
Season 5, Episode 12 - Aired January 15, 2009
Michael is worried when he's called to Corporate for a meeting with David Wallace. Before he leaves Scranton, Michael finally tells Andy the truth about Angela and Dwight.
Quote from Andy
Andy: [on the phone] Yes, hi. My last name is Bernard, and I would like to cancel a wedding cake that I had ordered. B-E-R N-A-R-D. The one shaped like a sailboat. That's the one. Thank you.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Twelve miles an hour. Eat that, Carl Lewis!
Quote from Pam
Pam: Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.
Quote from Michael Scott
Dwight K. Schrute: Aah!
Phyllis: Wow, 13!
Michael Scott: No. No, there was wind.
Dwight K. Schrute: I was just jogging.
Michael Scott: No, there was wind. I want a do-over.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Quick announcement. New year, new candy.
Kevin: Ooh, ooh.
Pam: Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy.
Kevin: Hot tamales. Uh-oh.
Pam: So maybe just try one at first, and then if it's okay, have a couple more.
Quote from Angela
Angela: What is it?
Dwight K. Schrute: You've got to tell Andy about us.
Angela: That is a terrible idea. One of your worst.
Dwight K. Schrute: Get it over with. Then we don't have to hide anymore.
Angela: You're expanding on your worst idea.
Dwight K. Schrute: Do you love me or not?
Angela: I've already admitted that I do. Why do you keep making me repeat it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Because you're engaged to Andy.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: This is really not how this is supposed to happen.
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela said she was gonna tell him. She's just not ready.
Michael Scott: When will she be?
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't know.
Michael Scott: Is she crazy in bed?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Jim: Stop. What?
Michael Scott: How so, specifically?
Dwight K. Schrute: Eager. And flexible.
Quote from Jim
Jim: This shouldn't happen at work. This shouldn't be coming from his boss. And we should also consider the fact that man has an anger issue.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: What are you standing for?
Dwight K. Schrute: If I'm sitting, I can't disable his neck or his groin.
Jim: You're not gonna do anything to his neck or his groin.
Dwight K. Schrute: If I'm sitting, I don't have the option to.
Jim: I'm in charge when Michael's gone, and I need you to sit.
Quote from Kevin
Andy: I need to talk to you.
Angela: We can talk right here.
Andy: I need to talk to you in private.
Kevin: We're not listening.