Michael Scott: Wow. Really nice job. This group of people, when they put their minds together, they can do something great. And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves. [a cell phone can be heard ringing from the box]
Pam: Oh, Michael.
Michael Scott: Alright, relax. We can do it. We just did it. So we can do this again. Erin, scissor me please.
Pam: No, don't!

Michael Scott: Sabre is changing everything. Site blockers. They don't let us use cups. So I started thinking, who could handle this? Who would know what to do? David Wallace would know what to do. What should I do, David Wallace?
David: I don't know. I mean, what can you do?
Michael Scott: Exactly. What are you thinking?
David: I- I- It's a tough one.
Michael Scott: It is a tough one.
David: I don't have any ideas for you there.
Michael Scott: Yeah. But one would be good.

Michael Scott: Oh, yeah. [singing] I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you?
Erin: I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you?
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.

Michael Scott: Wow. Awesome. For accounting, a brand new printer. And for the sales staff, a new fax machine. This cord has Creed written all over it. And whoever would like a brand new scanner can come visit it in my office. Thank you.

Oscar: Did we try printer first, shredder at an angle?
Pam: Yep.
Oscar: Fax, cable, then the scanner upside down?
Pam: Yes.
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller?

Dwight K. Schrute: Welcome. Scranton hot dog from Scranton?
Michael Scott: You know what, Dwight? Let's give him a minute to settle in, shall we?

Gabe: Um, hi, uh, my name is Gabe Lewis. I am coordinating director for merging regions.
Michael Scott: Hello, Gabe. I am Michael Scott, co-manager. This is my protege, Jim Halpert.
Jim: Co-manager, actually.
Michael Scott: In training.
Jim: Trained. Loving it. Good at it.

Michael Scott: We have a little song prepared for you.
Gabe: Um, actually, if you don't mind, I would love to put this on the Sabre website. [pronounced "say-ber"]
Michael Scott: Sabre. Say-ber. Sabre.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. Of course.
Michael Scott: Yes, say-ber. Good. Take it away guys.

Jim: Thank you. Hey, we should be fine if we leave around 11:20.
Pam: Oh, you mapquested it. It's four blocks away.
Jim: Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive. And that takes one minute.

Gabe: At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. You should always feel free to express your thoughts, your-
Meredith: Talk about vacation days!
Gabe: We have a policy here at Sabre where we are, uh, allowed to take two weeks.
Oscar: But I banked six weeks.
Angela: I already booked a Great Lakes cruise.