Michael Scott: The Misquotes Page 5 of 5
"Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary." - Jim Halpert
A collection of Michael's best misquotes and invented words.
Quote from Jim in Stress Relief
Jim: Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary.
Michael Scott: I know where this is going.
Jim: Do you?
Michael Scott: No...
Jim: Okay. Remember spider face?
Michael Scott: No.
Jim: Okay. 'Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface.
Michael Scott: Spite her- Okay. [laughter]
Quote from Michael Scott in Casino Night
Michael Scott: Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.