‘After Hours’
Season 8, Episode 16 - Aired February 23, 2012
As the staff work late in Scranton servicing the accounts of the people who went on the Florida trip, Darryl's budding relationship with Val in the warehouse causes some workplace drama. Meanwhile, in Tallahassee, Dwight and Todd Packer compete for the affections of Nellie, Jim worries that Cathy is coming on to him, and Ryan and Erin go on a hunt for waffles.
Quote from Jim
Jim: I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm- I'm married. I'm very happily married.
Cathy: Oh my God, what are you thinking?
Jim: Um... I mean-
Cathy: I know that you're married, I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?
Jim: I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I'm-I'm I misread things. Okay, let's just go back to watching.
Cathy: Can you... without running to the other side of the room all night?
Jim: Yes, I can. [Cathy laughs] Uh, all right. I'm really sorry. I think we'll just... We'll just watch. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower, I don't care.
Cathy: Okay. [Sits next to Jim] I am so cold.
Quote from Todd
Nellie: Alright, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now, okay? Just... you three, no.
Todd: Not good enough. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Todd
Nellie: Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7:00. I'm not allowed to say it's mandatory, so let's just call it compulsory.
Todd: I'll be there at 6:00
Quote from Gabe
Cathy: Ugh, we're gonna have one of those crazy nights, aren't we? Maybe we'll see the real 'Talla-nasty' we've been hearing so much about.
Jim: 'Talla-nasty', very clever.
Cathy: Thank you-
Gabe: Wait, wait. You think she invented 'Talla-nasty?' [chuckles] no, no, no, no...
Quote from Jim
Jim: Cathy? It's been great. Fun, normal. I thought I was gonna be hanging out with Stanley on this trip, but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.
Quote from Stanley
[As Stanley stops at an intersection, there's a convertible with two attractive woman in the next lane]
Stanley: My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail? [Jim slowly slides down in the passenger seat]. Maybe go out for a little dancing. Beautiful day, no?
Quote from Andy
Andy: Okay, everybody. 5:00. Workday is over. Put your pencils down. And bring 'em back up, because now, the late night work jam begins!
Pam: Yes, the conference room is set up. I've got pens, I've got paper, I've got a whiteboard, we are good to go!
Andy: Say what?
Pam: We are good to go!
Andy: Say what?
Pam: We're good to go!
Angela: Stop it.
Andy: Say-
Angela: Stop it.
Oscar: Andy!
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.
Gabe: What happens if you're the hunchback?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, you get kicked.
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight K. Schrute: 40. Always.
Cathy: Can I see?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sure.
Cathy: So, I get to kick you now.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, they're not transferable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.
Cathy: Well, that's how I played it in college.
Jim: College rules! [Cathy throws Jim the bag, Jim kicks Dwight]
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: [to camera] Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make some last-ditch, nothing to lose, Kelly Ka-who run at her? [Erin walks over] Hey.
Erin: Hey.