Jim Quote #546
Quote from Jim in After Hours
Dwight K. Schrute: That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.
Gabe: What happens if you're the hunchback?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, you get kicked.
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight K. Schrute: 40. Always.
Cathy: Can I see?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sure.
Cathy: So, I get to kick you now.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, they're not transferable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.
Cathy: Well, that's how I played it in college.
Jim: College rules! [Cathy throws Jim the bag, Jim kicks Dwight]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Win at all costs. Don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America. They were farmers. And before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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