Michael & Andy: [singing] And if you want love We'll make it Swim in a big sea of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to take a while your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonderland Your hands Your body is a wonderland I'll use my hands on it Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face

Creed: [singing] Spinning and reeling with love Given the time I might come back down But it feels so good My feet don't touch the ground Well, everybody knows I'm crazy about you

Dwight K. Schrute: [on walkie-talkie] Monkey, this is possum. Do you copy?
Angela: Copy, possum. What's your 20?

Dwight K. Schrute: [singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you Standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed

Michael Scott: That waitress was the one.
Jim: No, she wasn't.
Michael Scott: How can you be sure?
Jim: Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately three hours ago.
Michael Scott: Don't make fun of me. You're making fun of me.
Jim: Sorry.

Michael Scott: I guess I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.
Jim: You what?
Michael Scott: I put a mark on her arm so I could tell them apart. I don't- I know. I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike.

Angela: [singing, as Dwight holds the microphone] Little baby Pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy, too Pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring Pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give a king Pa rum pum pum pum

Oscar: [to Gil] Too soon.

Kevin: [singing] I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...

Kevin: [singing] And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.