Axl: Well, he's supposed to be smoldering at her, but instead he's just like... [deep voice] "Oh, I'm a cat." [normal voice] I mean, there's no heat between them.
Brick: I don't know what that means.
Axl: "Smoldering"? [scoffs] Come on, it's like... How you get girls, you know? The look.
Brick: No idea what you're saying.
Axl: Man. [inhales sharply] I just realized I have a lot to teach you before I go off to college. [blows air] Okay. Listen and learn. Say there's a cute girl standing in front of you. First, you make eye contact. Now... you wanna squint just a little. Okay. Now just tip your head just slightly. Now... imagine you're smelling some... [sniffs] really awesome tater tots. [Brick sniffs] That's it, dude! You nailed it!
Brick: Did I? I felt I nailed it.

Frankie: Look at this. Now they're going to Chi Chi's.
Mike: Who?
Frankie: The girls who didn't invite Sue to their slumber party. [gasps] Oh, and Carly's there, too? Oh, great.
Mike: What are you doin'?
Frankie: Snooping around on her Facebook. [off Mike's look] What? An informed parent is a responsible parent.
Mike: I think we've proven we're neither.

Sue: Look, Mom, it's my Saturday Night sundae. See, it's a sundae, but I'm eating it on a Saturday!
Frankie: Yeah, yeah. I get it.
Sue: [laughs] Ooh! I know. I'll post it on Facebook. I'll call it my "Saturday Night Suuue-nday," and I'll show it next to these funny socks I'm wearing. [laughs]
Frankie: Hey, what if we went to a movie? Then you can post you went to a movie on Saturday night.
Sue: Oh, I like that. Oh, "Going to the movies with my mom!"
Frankie: Don't send! No. What about, "Went to the movies with the girls"? 'Cause we're both girls, right?
Sue: Love it. I'll get my jacket.
Frankie: Oh. We're really gonna go?

Axl: Great. Now we got bunnies and kittens. [groans and sighs] Well, there's only one thing to do. We gotta make 'em famous.

[Brick holds up a bunny as Axl holds up a kitten dressed in a waistcoat]
Brick: [female British accent] Mm. Oh, Mr. Bond, you're so sexy!
Axl: [British accent] Funny. I was about to say the same.
Brick: Oh, my! You are charming. So tell me. What brings you to Bangkok? Business? Or pleasure?
Axl: Mmm. You tell me. [Brick giggles] Because pleasure is my business. Oh, what's over here?
Brick: Oh. Uh.
Axl: Cut. Cut! God! Brick, I told you, keep her top on. We can't have another nip slip. We're gonna lose our "G" rating.
Brick: I'm not sure Sue's old doll clothes are really meant for bunnies. And I'm also not sure why we're even doing this.
Axl: Have you been living under a rock? Once these guys go viral, we're gonna be fighting off the offers. Think about it. If you had the chance to own the sneezing panda, wouldn't you? The skateboarding dog? The monkey that smells his own poo and faints? This is not just sound business. This is genius. And, now that I think about it, a possible career path.

Tag: Oh, hey, Mike, I know this is a lot for you to absorb.
Mike: You know, Tag, it really is.
Tag: Yeah, well, that's why I-I brought you this book. [thud] Oh, and by the way, can we move, uh, next week up to 11:30? I don't want us to feel rushed. You crying, Mike?
Mike: Little bit.

[Axl holds up a kitten and Brick holds up a bunny]
Axl: [British accent] Tell me your plan, Dr. Bad.
Brick: [European accent] Well, Mr. Bond, my plan is to tie you to a spaceship that's carrying a nuclear bomb that will drop to Earth and extinguish you and all of humanity! [laughs evilly]
Axl: Oh, but there's only one problem with that plan, Dr. Bad.
Brick: And what would that be?
Axl: Me! [Brick gasps] Ha! Ahh!
Brick: Seize him, Mr. Hoppity!

Carly: Hi, Mrs. Heck.
Frankie: Oh, hello, Carly.
Carly: Is Sue here?
Frankie: Sue, it's your friend Carly. So, Carly, what you been up to?
Carly: Um... nothing much.
Frankie: Nothing? Huh. 'Cause I thought maybe you were hanging out at Chi-Chi's?
Carly: Oh, yeah, well, some of us went there last week. It was fun.
Frankie: Was it "so much fun" with three exclamation points and four smiley faces?
Carly: Uh... [laughs nervously] I guess.
Frankie: Oh, here's Sue. Remember her?
Sue: Hey, Carly! You ready to go to the libes? That is what some of the seniors call the library. "The libes." [laughs]
Frankie: Did you hear that, Carly? She learned it from the seniors, so, uh, yeah.

Frankie: We should have a sleepover!
Sue: Hmm? Really?
Frankie: Hmm.
Sue: Wow! Ye-- okay. I guess I could invite the wrestlerettes and Carly.
Frankie: Hmm. Well, inviting Carly is good, but you do see the wrestlerettes a lot. What about that mentee you had? The cheerleader? She was cute.
Sue: Oh, Jenna?
Frankie: Yeah. And there's that girl that hangs out with Carly at the pretzel place. You know, blonde, wears a beret, dates a guy named Steve, loves the movie Mean Girls?
Sue: Oh, that's Chloe. How do you know that stuff?
Frankie: Um, I think you told me once.
Sue: Oh.
Frankie: So... But, yay, sleepover!

[In the bathroom, Brick holds up a bunny and Axl holds up a kitten]
Brick: [gasps] [female British accent) Oh. Mr. Bond. What are you doing here?
Axl: [British accent] I narrowly escaped, darling. And I rushed right over here to help you... wash your back.
Brick: Ooh. Ooh. Ohh. But why stop there?
Axl: [normal voice] Oh, cut!
Brick: [normal voice] What's wrong?
Axl: This kitten's a lox. I'm getting nothing from him. How's he supposed to seduce a rabbit with this look?
Brick: I don't think a cat is supposed to seduce a rabbit at all.