Axl Quote #525
Quote from Axl in From Orson with Love
Axl: Well, he's supposed to be smoldering at her, but instead he's just like... [deep voice] "Oh, I'm a cat." [normal voice] I mean, there's no heat between them.
Brick: I don't know what that means.
Axl: "Smoldering"? [scoffs] Come on, it's like... How you get girls, you know? The look.
Brick: No idea what you're saying.
Axl: Man. [inhales sharply] I just realized I have a lot to teach you before I go off to college. [blows air] Okay. Listen and learn. Say there's a cute girl standing in front of you. First, you make eye contact. Now... you wanna squint just a little. Okay. Now just tip your head just slightly. Now... imagine you're smelling some... [sniffs] really awesome tater tots. [Brick sniffs] That's it, dude! You nailed it!
Brick: Did I? I felt I nailed it.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] So that night, I deleted all my Facebook aliases. And Sue was sadly unfriended by Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Julie McCoy, and Chrissy Snow. But on the upside, she did get 102 likes on one of her pictures... [picture of Sue with Brick's bunnies and kittens] Not that it matters.
Quote from Tag
Frankie: [v.o.] While Axl had a lifetime to figure that out, Mike was stuck spending what felt like a lifetime listening to my dad.
Tag: I'm telling you, Mike, there's no such thing as a bad baked potato. Any man that tells you different is a jackass.
Tag: Don Rickles is a funny man. That's all there is to it.
Tag: Two words: glucosamine chondroitin.
Tag: Once a month, whether you feel like it or not, just to know it's still workin'.
Tag: Mexicans - sweetest people you'll ever meet.
Tag: Always release a test fart if you can.
Tag: [points to his teeth] Real, real, fake, real, fake...
Tag: And that's why I can never return to the Panama Canal.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Hey, Mom, guess what. I was just checking on the response to my status update, and I have this new friend on Facebook, some girl named Jill Munroe.
Frankie: Wow. Really? That's great.
Sue: I know, right? And underneath where I said we went to the movies, she commented, "OMG. Sounds super fun. Could you be more gorg in your profile pic?" Sweet, huh? Anyway, I'll let you guys sleep, but I just wanted to share the latest. Night! [exits]
Frankie: What? I... [sighs] Fine. So maybe I made up a fake name and friended her. So what?! It's not illegal.
Mike: Jill Munroe? Farrah Fawcett's character from Charlie's Angels?
Frankie: Oh, so you can't remember our anniversary, but you got that locked in.