Dan: What's the plan here, guys? My hands and legs are fatigued!
Adam: Wait, I got it! Have any of you seen the gymnastics action movie "Gymkata"?!
Dave Kim: Screw you and your movies! That's why we're in this mess!
Adam: Trust me! We just have to swing to each other using our core strength and then form a human bridge to-
Dave Kim: [falls] Aah! Ow! I was wrong! It's not a situation where she likes me!

Geoff: 10 grand? Dude, are you nuts?
Naked Rob: I have $37.
Andy: My wife is gonna be so pissed.
Barry: Well, Andy, tell her to go [bleep] herself.
All: Whoa!

Geoff: We got to get the Liberty Seats!
Naked Rob: I was so against this five minutes ago, but now I've never wanted anything more!
Matt: Guys, I might have a better idea that won't cost us thousands of dollars and hours of our lives.
Barry: That can't be true. Everyone ignore Matt Bradley and empty your wallets into my hands.

Matt: We're just freaked out we're gonna drift apart like your dad and his friends. But what if we got them back together?
Naked Rob: That's true. If Barry's extremely off-putting father can have lifelong friends, then we for sure will, too.
Geoff: This paper-thin logic is oddly comforting!
Barry: Wow, Matt Bradley just had his first good idea.
Matt: Thanks maybe.
Barry: JTP forever!
All: JTP forever!

Adam: Hey, Mr. Crosby, you got a sec?
Mr. Crosby: Nope.
Adam: Good. With your permission, we'd like to start a new, second, more gentle Highlander Club.
Mr. Crosby: No.
Adam: What? Why not?
Mr. Crosby: Because there can be only one Highlander Club.
Adam: M-Maybe there can be two?

Barry: Thanks for coming out with me and the JTP for my birthday, Dad!
Murray: Whatever you want, pal. I definitely knew it was your birthday because I'm a good dad.
Kormy: There he is! Mur Man!
Murray: Kormy! What the hell?
Barry: Surprise! It's devastating that you don't know this, but it's not my birthday!

Andy: Are they called The Jokers 'cause they're bad at jokes?

Barry: Dad, if you only see your friends once a decade, they're not really your friends.
Murray: I don't know what to tell you. Life goes on. You get old, you get married, your friends fall by the wayside.

Adam: You know what the universe does want? For you to protect me like the old days when I was safe and free.
Erica: But it doesn't teach you anything. C'mon, it's time you finally learn to stick up for yourself.
Adam: Maybe I wasn't clear. I don't need hollow words. I need you to ball up your fists and wreck some fools!

Adam: Johnny Atkins! Let our hour-long feud end here!
Johnny Atkins: Fine! There can be only one! Highlander Club.