Barry: Maybe you should screw off for making my precious mother so sad.
Beverly: Barry, not okay. Go in the yard and clomp it off.

Erica: You saw the mower?
Murray: I saw the mower.
Erica: This is your fault! I'm you. I'm stubborn and irritable and don't like talking about my feelings.
[voice breaking] And now I'm going back to school and I don't even get to say goodbye to Geoff.
Murray: Alright, I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. When I was your age, I stood outside of your mom's window and I read her a poem that I wrote, about her beautiful emerald eyes. Point is, if you're really like me, then there's a little romantic in you, too.

Erica: Listen, I am never going to be the kind of girl that covers stairs with flowers or stands on your lawn with a boombox. But you need to know, really know, that I love you more than anything. And I wish that I could put how I feel into some kind of amazing, romantic gesture, but I can't.
Geoff: Well, that's a pretty good start.

Adam: Okay, I can win Jackie back. Just need some fresh romantic movie material. Wait, "Short Circuit"! That's romantic.
Erica: It's really not.

Barry: Alright, me and the JTP are off to the slopes. Check the news for an avalanche, 'cause Big Tasty's going to hit that mountain hard.

Beverly: No hearts are gonna break today, not if our ski committee has anything to say about it. Okay, we've got tons to do and no time to do it. Ginz, hit the bakery, get hot chocolate and doughnuts. Linda, call Principal Ball, tell him to unlock the school so we can access the cafeteria. Essie, hit the Baederwood Market. We need a dolly, wax paper, and white zin!
Essie Karp: On it!
Beverly: This is going to be the best non-ski ski trip the world has ever seen!

Geoff: Good morning, clumsy pants!
Erica: What?! The hell?!
Geoff: It's day 27 of our winter break. I wanted to surprise you with something special.
Erica: How did you even get in here?!
Geoff: Love finds a way. Also there's a basement window that doesn't lock.

Erica: Look, you know that I love you and stuff, so what more do you need?
Geoff: [whispering] White horses.
Erica: What?
Geoff: White horses.
Erica: What?
Geoff: [normal voice] White horses? Get them, try it.
Erica: Okay, I don't know what you're saying, but don't count on it.

Adam: Oh, balls! We need to find you three nice ladies to keep you occupied.
Beverly: Adam, stop with the panicking. I've got plenty of friends.
Adam: Let's make a specific list so we're all on the same page.
Beverly: Oh, I got it. Virginia Kremp.
Adam: Good. Just name two more.
Beverly: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, there's my friend from Jazzercise. Um-
Adam: She sounds incredible.
Beverly: She's got the headband and the thingy...
Adam: Definitely lifelong friend material.
Beverly: What is her name?
Adam: We don't need names! Just like lifelong friends.
Beverly: Essie Karp! That's it. Wow, I really lost touch with her.

Beverly: This will be part of the big Bevolution, then. I need to find a life outside of my little snuggle bugs.