Dave Kim: Did you know his mom is the top talent manager in the city?
Adam: Oh, yeah. Edie Robb's got a sharp eye. I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle and put him on the cover of Bop magazine.
Dave Kim: Bop is the gateway to TigerBeat.

Dave Kim: Erica, heard you were ready to get back out there.
Erica: Go away, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You'll know when it's right. Take your time.

Lainey: Honey, you're kind and sweet and that's why I like you. But you're the opposite of punk rock.
Barry: Then I'll become the opposite of the opposite of punk rock.
Erica: So, punk rock.
Lainey: Please don't, Barry. You just can't pull it off.
Barry: Oh, I'll pull it all the way off. I'll become the punkiest punk-ass punk this school has ever seen.

Matt: Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see-
Murray: Let me make this easy on you, Weird Fonzie. Erica's already got a boyfriend. His name is Dante Kremp, and he lives across the street.
Erica: Dad, what are you doing?
Matt: Um, I'm here for Barry.

Murray: What's happening with your head?
Barry: I'm a punk now. Deal with it, you corporate shill.
Murray: [groans]
Barry: That's how punks talk to authority, right?
Matt: No. [laughs] I got a lot to learn.

Beverly: So, what are we picturing here? Uh, soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero? Love interest for the hot girl on "My Two Dads"?
Edie Robb: You know what? They're holding auditions for "Meatballs II."
Beverly: Oh, yes. That's the silly, summer-camp movie with Bill Murphy, right?
Edie Robb: Yeah, Bill Murray, but yeah.

Beverly: No, I'm done with you. The last thing my Adonis, angel-face boy needs is you as his manager.

Beverly: Guess who's gonna be represented by Edie Robb?
Adam: She said "yes"?
Beverly: Like, 1,000 times. She even said you're the next Patrick Swayze. That's no lie.
Adam: She said I'm a Swayze?
Beverly: She said you have the looks, charisma, and scrumptiousness.
Adam: Seriously?
Beverly: I'm directly quoting her on that.
Adam: I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief, like Balki or a Skippy or a Boner, but if an objective third party is saying I'm a leading man, it must be true.

Barry: Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, Soccer.
Erica: Whoa, what's with the giant hoop?
Barry: I stole it from Mom's jewelry box. Petty theft is part of the movement.
Lainey: Baby, I'm totally digging what I'm seeing. But it's not, like, punk enough yet.
Erica: Dude.
Lainey: I know.

Dave Kim: Erica Goldberg, this is for you. Will you be the Kelly McGillis to my Maverick?
Naked Rob: Oh, he's "Top Gun"-ing you.
Erica: Oh, God, do not "Top Gun" me right now.
Dave Kim: [singing, out of tune] You never close your eyes anymore When I kiss your lips
Andy: Yep, and by Air Force law, now you have to date him.