Beverly: Well, who the [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] does she think she is?
Geoff: Um, Erica's new friend?
Beverly: I'm Erica's friend.
Geoff: Maybe this one time, you should just go with the flow?
Beverly: Go with the flow. [whispers] Yeah. [breathes sharply] That's me. That's me.
Geoff: I'm gonna choose to take your icy and distant stare as thoughtful reflection. Yay! We're all good people here!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Nobody believed that.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Barry needed money bad. So he hoped a gig in edu-tainment would help him close the deal.
Barry: Congrats! You have been handpicked to be a test audience for a new show about the human body.
Andy: Handpicked.
Naked Rob: I was forced here.
Matt: This isn't a lasagna tasting?

Adam: And now we present to you Organs 'n' Friends.
Barry: Ow!
Adam: [deep voice] Howdy! Hearty Marty here! [high-pitched voice] And I'm Olivia Liver! As your heart, I move blood throughout your whooole body! And, man, does that get me pumped! [laughter]
Andy: It's 'cause hearts pump.
Matt: That's great.
Barry: Halt the show! JTP, thoughts so far?
Andy: Adorable!
Naked Rob: I want a liver for my niece!
Matt: I'm invested and crave more!

Mr. Glascott: Tricky pistachio! How did you get that open?
Geoff: Don't freak out, but Erica hired a baby-proofing guy.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Our house had been covered... padded, gated, and locked. [Beverly gasps] And there was only one person to blame.
Beverly: [sighs] That new mom friend. I forget her name.
Geoff: Lauren.
Beverly: Lauren.

Erica: Oh, good, you're home. Look, I know you said no, but the guys at Boo Boo Busters did an amazing job making this a safe environment.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, my mom could either go nuclear or take Geoff's advice to go with the flow.
Beverly: Agreed. I love it. Please thank Lauren for me.
Erica: For real? I'm just surprised because it felt like you guys did not hit it off.
Beverly: Well, she really seems to know what she's talking about.
Erica: She's a total pro. Maybe she could even help pry you out of the baby Stone Age. [bell tolls]
Beverly: Maybe.
Erica: I'm gonna get the baby ready for her music class at Lauren's. [tongue clicks] Ta! [exits]
Mr. Glascott: You're going to that baby music class, aren't you?
Beverly: It's time I showed her little mama pal who knows more about parenting.

Barry: I just need a fresh new idea that visually depicts the inner workings of the human body.
Naked Rob: Like something where you show the organs?
Barry: Yes.
Andy: And put them on your person?
Barry: You're getting it.
Matt: And then, you dance around and sing?
Barry: All those things!
Andy: Isn't that just Slim Goodbody's whole act?
Barry: Yes! I'll just do what he does.

Beverly: Sorry I'm late!
Erica: Mom?
Beverly: And sorry to the white Mercedes I love-tapped backing in.
Lauren: Oh, that was me. I'm sure it'll buff out.

Ms. Lizzy: Let's not forget the number one rule we laid out in the beginning of class...
All: ♪ If we say it, we can sing it ♪
Beverly: Say what now?
Lauren: ♪ You must sing everything ♪ ♪ Use your mouth ♪
Beverly: ♪ Fine, then, I will sing my thoughts ♪
Erica: ♪ I'd prefer if you did not ♪
Lauren: ♪ It's okay ♪ ♪ Let's hear what backwards nonsense ♪ ♪ She has to say ♪
Beverly: ♪ The only backwards thing here is you ♪ ♪ And also Ms. Lizzy's attitude... ♪ [speaks] towards deodorant.

Erica: Okay, time out on the scary singing.
Lauren: Yeah, she's ruining my class.
Beverly: Shove your music class and your baby-proofing. You've been a mom for five minutes. You don't know crap. Come on, Erica.
Erica: No. Mom, did you ever think that maybe you don't have all the answers about parenting?
Beverly: I've raised three children. I think I know plenty.
Erica: Maybe you weren't as good of a mom as you thought.
Beverly: [to Lauren] Here's your side-view mirror.

Mr. Glascott: What an inspired performance by the dancing molar! [covers microphone] Be better, Alan.