‘Lucky’
Season 3, Episode 7 - Aired November 11, 2015
Barry begs Murray to get a dog, and when they finally do, Barry is disappointed to find the dog would rather spend more time with Murray than with him. Meanwhile, Erica and Lainey plan a girls-only sleepover… without Beverly. But when Erica finds out she wants to join them, it puts a rift in their mother-daughter relationship.
Quote from Barry
Barry: You can't watch Lucky. Your terrible changing voice will hurt her sensitive dog ears.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Dad hasn't turned Lucky against you. The Dog just listens to him because he's the alpha male.
Barry: The what?
Adam: The boss. Numero uno. Lucky has to follow Dad, it's nature.
Barry: Nature is an idiot. I'm number uno.
Adam: In Lucky's eyes, you rank number four in this family.
Barry: No way.
Adam: Clearly Dad's one. Pops is an elder so that makes him two. I have a power-alliance with Pops so that puts me at three and you at four.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You haven't missed my backscratches?
Erica: No.
Beverly: How I lay on your sheets to warm them up before bed time?
Erica: God no.
Beverly: The love notes I write you on the steamy shower door.
Erica: No.
Beverly: The way I suck out the pits of your olives?
Erica: No.
Quote from Lainey
Erica: My God, I can't believe how easy it is to sneak downtown when you don't have a mom in your life.
Lainey: Yeah, mine's been gone since I was twelve. It's the best.
Quote from Murray
Barry: Murray Terrence Goldberg, I challenge you to feats of strength.
Murray: Terrence? Do you actually think that's my middle name?
Quote from Murray
Murray: She's family! You can't return family. Believe me, I've checked.
Quote from Pops
Officer: Any idea how fast you were going?
Pops: Fifty?
Officer: Three.
Pops: Fifty-three?
Officer: Just three.
Pops: Well, that sounds very safe.
Officer: It's not.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Come on. Your pajama parties are the only reminder I have of when you were happy tiny girls and not godforsaken teenage monsters.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Well, on one hand, it's an unforgivable invasion of privacy. On the other hand, girls are a perplexing mystery and filming them for educational purposes could provide some helpful insight. Let's do it!