Barry: Jealous JTP!
All: Jealous JTP!
Barry: Matt Bradley, are you so enraged with envy that you cannot speak?
Matt: Happy for you, Big Tasty. Just not jealous. For me, wealth is measured in experiences and...
Barry: Ha ha! Hilarious! I like you.

Barry: But despite my full embrace of the role of sugar child to my sugar mama, don't worry. I will still be your friend.
Naked Rob: What is happening?
Barry: My lady got a high-paying job, creating an uncomfortable wealth gap between us. How can I make it any clearer?
Joanne: Now when we watch Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Barry gets it at a whole new level.
Barry: They're just people, like you and me.
Joanne: Yeah.
Barry: But none of you.

Barry: I brought you a gift. Leftovers from our upscale lunch.
Joanne: It's sushi.
Barry: It's disgusting. I had 36 pieces. Now go ahead, lowborn JTP, sample what you will never sample again.
Andy: So fishy and chewy!
Naked Rob: The rice masks nothing!
Geoff: It's like that time at the lake when the minnow swam in my mouth!
Matt: I taste the ocean's anger!
Barry: All of this is cured by wasabi.
Joanne: That's the green goo in the corner of the box.
Geoff: My head is fire!
Andy: Oh, mercy! Make it stop!
Naked Rob: Why?
Matt: Ohh! I need more fish in my mouth! [all screaming]

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was October 5th, 1980-something, and I had landed a job on a real movie set right here in Philadelphia.
Adam: Yeah, I had a girlfriend. Brea. She went to Brown. I see that look on your face, but she was totally real. Anyway, with my dad's passing and my sister having a baby, I opted to not go to NYU. Now here I am, about to clock in at the ol' Dream Factory!
Duane: Here's your post.
Adam: It looks like a folding chair facing away from all the action.
Duane: Bingo.
Adam: Not to toot my own horn, but I once should have won a film festival at my high school.
Duane: In that case, you wanna direct the car chase tomorrow?
Adam: Please and thank you! I'll need 50 Matchbox cars to show the stunt coordinator exactly what my vision is.
Duane: I'm messing with you, Spielberg. Just make sure no one steps in that hole.
Adam: But isn't that the cone's job?
Duane: You're a quick study. Cone's in good hands. Also, don't sit.
Adam: But there's a chair.
Duane: Yeah, it was doing your job before you got here with all your dreams.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, turns out my first entertainment job wasn't very entertaining. That was until a special guest star arrived.
Beverly: Smile! [camera clicks]
Adam: Gah!
Beverly: Oh! There's my little Hollywood superstar on the first of many major motion pictures! [gasps] All dedicated to me!
Adam: Oh, good, it's my mom definitely coming to make everything better.
Beverly: I brought you soup.
Adam: They have food here, Mom. At least I think they do. I'm not allowed in that tent.
Beverly: I don't want to interrupt your life's work, so I'm just gonna get out of your hair and go around introducing myself to everybody.
Adam: Absolutely not!
Beverly: Everybody's gonna know you came from my body! Ooh, there's a guy with a megaphone. Maybe he'll let me use it. Hey!
Adam: Damn it! I can't leave my cone!

Erica: Proud enough to serve up your celebratory quiche right now? 'Cause Baby and Mama have a need to feed.

Barry: You should see Joanne's swanky office. So many books. She even has an assistant.
Joanne: Mrs. Thompson.
Barry: But I hilariously call her "Mrs. Thomas" after the famous English muffins.

Lou Schwartz: Now that you're not a financial anchor, we get to spend our golden years in this house instead of a retirement home where orderlies do stuff to us.
Geoff: The stakes were much higher than any of us knew.

Adam: But right now, I just need someone to talk to that's not you.
Beverly: Heart shattered into a million pieces. But, you know, there is another option: Pop-Pop. He's a great listener.
Adam: Pop-Pop, wanna hear about my day?
Pop-Pop: I vaguely heard my name, and I didn't like it. Good luck with whatever it is you do and are.
Adam: And decision made.

Beverly: Adam, please hurry. I don't know if I made this clear, but I'm movie star Kathleen Turner.
Adam: [on the phone with Brea] Great catching up! Okay. Gotta go! Bye! [hangs up] I'm gonna ask you to do something impossible, which is...explain yourself, lady!
Beverly: [normal voice] She'll lose interest in you if she thinks your life is garbage now.
Adam: But my life is garbage now. This moment in particular!
Beverly: She doesn't have to know that. Why shouldn't she think you're doing just as well as she is? You know... [scoffs] you are so lucky you've got such an improvisationally gifted mama. [laughs]