Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, yuppies were everywhere. They played douchey sports. They called their brokers. And, of course, they ate sushi. And nobody wanted to be one more than my brother Barry.
Barry: [drinks wine, spits out] Ugh! This is made from grapes?
[Barry is doing yoga:]
Barry: [grunts] How do you win at this?
[Barry is getting dressed:]
Barry: Now everyone will know I have class and money.
Adult Adam: And the yuppie trapping he coveted most? [horn honks] The oh-so-sweet cars.

Geoff: Who knew the legal team behind big business would be three old white guys?

Naked Rob: My dad said if he'd gotten hired there, our life would have been so much better. Like... Like fix-my-foot better.