Adam: Moving on. Rhythmic gymnastics.
Erica: Oh, you mean ribbon dancing? Yes, please do that. I beg you.
Barry: I sense your mocking tone. You know who else got mocked? Edward "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards.
Erica: His name is Edward Edwards?
Barry: Look, I don't know all the details. I'm just basing my life on him. Geez.

Erica: Giant problem. Some dumbass game you play in the basement will never be an Olympic sport.
Barry: That's what they said about soccer.
Adam: He's right. I heard that.
Erica: No, you didn't.
Adam: I didn't, but he said it with such confidence I agree.

Murray: Wait, what if I told you I have a bed combined with a small lake? You see that? You see how it's gently rocking me to sleep?
Customer: Waterbed. [Sighs] Yeah, I don't know. It seems kind of '70s.
Murray: This bed is so damn relaxing!
Customer: Really? 'Cause you look more agitated.
Murray: It's like being in the freaking Bahamas. Come on. Lay down next to me. Lay your body next to mine and feel what I feel.

Adam: All I know is, first, you kick me out of the game we created. Then you sucked at it and lost it forever.
Barry: Sucked?
Adam: Sucked! For years, I thought you were the greatest athlete on the planet. Turns out, you're, like, not good. Just like me.
Barry: You take that back.
Adam: Never! You and me are the same.
Barry: That is the single-most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
Adam: The same.

Beverly: Did you... Fold stuff?
Murray: Figured you gave me a hand, thought I could return the favor.
Beverly: Look, Murray, I know selling furniture is your thing, and I'm sorry that I...
Murray: Oh, no, no, no. This is on me. The store... It's struggling, Bevy. And truthfully, I could really use your help.
Beverly: I never thought you'd ask.

Adam: Holy balls! It only took 173 tries.
Barry: It took Dr. J 200 times. Don't look it up. Just take my words as fact.

Erica: Is that guy wearing his glasses under his ski goggles?
Barry: That's Eddie the Eagle. He's an actual Olympic athlete.
Erica: How? He looks like a guy who works at the Post Office.
Barry: Exactly. He's the only dude from England to do ski-jumping. This nobody just walked right into Olympic glory. This changes everything. You're right. I'm going to be a champion. Olympics, here I come, baby. Watch out. Champi... [panting] God, those are steep. Champion!

Beverly: You should have seen the store, Dad. Completely abandoned. I just don't understand why he won't ask me for help.
Pops: This is how Murray's dad raised him. Be proud. Don't ask for a hand-out. Solve it yourself.
Beverly: Well, you raised me to offer support and guidance and strong-arm anyone into doing exactly what I want.
Pops: That's what you thought I meant when I said, "follow your dreams"?
Beverly: Yes.

Beverly: Hello, Murray. I see you found the solution to all your problems.
Murray: What am I looking at? I'm confused and angry.
Beverly: It's a fa-ton.
Murray: A what?
Pops: A fa-ton.
Murray: Fa-ton?
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Pops: Fa-ton.
Murray: Fa-ton?!
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Murray: A what?
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Pops: It's Japanese. It's a couch but also... A bed!
Beverly: It's the origami of furniture.
Murray: What is it doing in the only room in the world I like?

Barry: I've gathered you here today 'cause you're the taste-makers of the school.
Andy: You know it.
Naked Rob: Big time.
Geoff: We'll eat anything.