Murray Quote #309
Quote from Murray in Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards
Murray: Wait, what if I told you I have a bed combined with a small lake? You see that? You see how it's gently rocking me to sleep?
Customer: Waterbed. [Sighs] Yeah, I don't know. It seems kind of '70s.
Murray: This bed is so damn relaxing!
Customer: Really? 'Cause you look more agitated.
Murray: It's like being in the freaking Bahamas. Come on. Lay down next to me. Lay your body next to mine and feel what I feel.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Yes! Left field, which is your right, so it still counts.
Adam: Dude. How do the Phillys not recruit you right now, fresh out of high school.
Barry: That's what I ask when I call them!
Quote from Beverly
Vic: Do me a favor. Don't tell Murray you heard it from me, okay?
Beverly: Of course, Vic. I permiss.
Vic: Did you just say "I permiss"?
Beverly: No, I said "I pormiss."
Vic: Por... Por...
Beverly: I pormiss?
Vic: Wait, what?
Beverly: Got to go!
Quote from Barry
Erica: You're never going to win at... Curling? What the hell is that?
Barry: Isn't it genius? No one knows.
Adam: It's a sport where you sweep a rock across a sheet of ice. It takes incredible focus and patience.
Barry: Mmm...
Adam: Moving on. How about "dressage"?
Barry: Yes! I'll win the gold at whatever that is.
Adam: It's an equestrian event, which is the elegant art of horse dancing.
Barry: It told you, bro. I will never dance with a horse! Never!
Erica: What is your deal with horses?
Barry: They know what they did.