‘There's the Rub (Part 1)’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired November 20, 1995
With his mother and Vivian's sisters in town for Thanksgiving, Phil's stress levels are high and it's aggravating his back. Meanwhile, Hilary and Carlton volunteer at a soup kitchen.
Quote from Ashley
Vivian: Oh, Ashley, honey, would you like to help?
Ashley: Help set women back a hundred years?
Vivian: No, thank you.
Hattie: Oh, shut up, Ashley.
Quote from Carlton
Steve: Hey, uh, I didn't get you in trouble with the old man, did I?
Carlton: Move it along, rat boy.
Steve: And I didn't mean anything by the short crack.
Carlton: Isn't there a vending machine you should be kicking over or some other havoc you should be wreaking?
Steve: Oh, I see. Just because I'm in a place like this, I should be committing crimes? What kind of a narrow-minded elitist view of the world do you have? I mean, you come down here once a year, give a guy a couple slices of turkey and all of a sudden you think you're better than he is?
Carlton: I didn't mean anything by it.
Steve: [laughs] I had you going. You're a gullible little fellow, aren't you?
Quote from Philip
Masseuse: Today is your lucky day. You get a choice of body oils. We have cinnamon, honeysuckle and our holiday special, cranberry.
Philip: Do you have anything a little lower in cholesterol?
Quote from Will
Will: Baby, you could use Pennzoil, olive oil hell, you can even buff me up with some Turtle Wax. I don't care. Just work it, girl.
Quote from Will
Will: How you living over there, Uncle Phil?
Philip: [o.s.] I believe the correct term is large. How about you?
Will: Oh, it is all good.
Masseuse: Would you like the special?
Will: Baby, I will take the special with a side of coleslaw and some extra biscuits.
Masseuse: One special coming right up.
[split-screen:]
Philip: [screams] Will, we're getting out of here.
Will: Uh, yeah, Uncle Phil. You go ahead and warm the car up. I'll be out in about 10 minutes.
Philip: Now!