Will: How you living over there, Uncle Phil?
Philip: [o.s.] I believe the correct term is large. How about you?
Will: Oh, it is all good.
Masseuse: Would you like the special?
Will: Baby, I will take the special with a side of coleslaw and some extra biscuits.
Masseuse: One special coming right up.
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Philip: [screams] Will, we're getting out of here.
Will: Uh, yeah, Uncle Phil. You go ahead and warm the car up. I'll be out in about 10 minutes.
Philip: Now!