Carlton Quote #525
Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Steve: Hey, uh, I didn't get you in trouble with the old man, did I?
Carlton: Move it along, rat boy.
Steve: And I didn't mean anything by the short crack.
Carlton: Isn't there a vending machine you should be kicking over or some other havoc you should be wreaking?
Steve: Oh, I see. Just because I'm in a place like this, I should be committing crimes? What kind of a narrow-minded elitist view of the world do you have? I mean, you come down here once a year, give a guy a couple slices of turkey and all of a sudden you think you're better than he is?
Carlton: I didn't mean anything by it.
Steve: [laughs] I had you going. You're a gullible little fellow, aren't you?
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Vy: Fine?
Aunt Helen: Fine.
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Vy: Wait, no. You made the stuffing last year.
Hattie: That's because you were sick. This is my natural turn.
Aunt Helen: Well, wait a minute. It's my turn to make it after you.
Vivian: Okay. Now you're guests in my house. I'll make the stuffing. Besides, everybody loves it.
Aunt Helen: Funny, I don't remember voting.
Vy: Uh, no offense, you guys but none of you can hold a candle to my stuffing.
Aunt Helen: That's because it's so dry, it'd go up in flames.
Hattie: All I know is, I've been making my stuffing for Philip since he was a boy. And he always asks for more.
Aunt Helen: Oh, we all know what a picky eater he is.