Quote from Carlton in Just Infatuation
Vivian: Carlton, what are you talking about? Carlton: I just don't think it's healthy that Ashley's so boy crazy. I mean, shouldn't she be playing with those toy ponies with the pink hair? Philip: Carlton, it's just puppy love. Don't you remember your first crush? Carlton: Yeah. It was Tootie in The Facts of Life. Will: Wait. You had a love thing for Tootie? When did you get over it? Carlton: What do you mean "get over it"? I'd still love to meet her someday. I wonder what I'd say. Will: How about, "Hello, Tootie, I'm Fruity"? Carlton: Just because you've never been in love.