Vivian: Carlton, what are you talking about?
Carlton: I just don't think it's healthy that Ashley's so boy crazy. I mean, shouldn't she be playing with those toy ponies with the pink hair?
Philip: Carlton, it's just puppy love. Don't you remember your first crush?
Carlton: Yeah. It was Tootie in The Facts of Life.
Will: Wait. You had a love thing for Tootie? When did you get over it?
Carlton: What do you mean "get over it"? I'd still love to meet her someday. I wonder what I'd say.
Will: How about, "Hello, Tootie, I'm Fruity"?
Carlton: Just because you've never been in love.