Will: I'm gonna be straight with you. You're going out with my little cousin. You better not try nothing.
Little T: Huh?
Will: Don't give me that innocent role. I know what you people in the music business are like. Makes me sick.
Little T: Sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Carlton: Perhaps this will refresh your memory. From the current issue of Right On! magazine. There's a picture of you at the recent Soul Train Awards. Maybe you'd be kind enough to tell us who this bimbo is on your arm.
Little T: That's my mom.
Carlton: Uh... Sorry. Wow.
Will: All right. You covered yourself on that one but what about this girlie action you been getting on tour? Your agent told me all about it.
Little T: [laughs] Did you believe my agent? Man, he lies about everything.
Carlton: He told me I could have a career in singing.

Vivian: I don't believe you, Philip. Sending Will and Carlton to spy on your own daughter?
Philip: So what's wrong with that? She is my daughter. I'd do it again, damn it.
Will: Word to big bird. Just say the word and we there, Uncle Phil.
Hilary: But this was such a big night for Ashley, and Mom and I were so happy for her. What got into you guys?
Philip: I know it was a big night for her. I knew it had to come sometime. I just didn't think it would come so soon. She's really growing up. I guess it's time for us to stop butting into her life so much.
Will: No, it's not!

Ashley: Hi, everybody.
Hilary: How did it go?
Ashley: I'm not going to talk about it.
Hilary: Oh, come on. Please.
Ashley: Okay. Well, he did kiss me.
Hilary: I want to hear all the details. We'll pop some popcorn, do our nails and you can tell me every single thing that happened tonight.
Carlton: I'd like a written copy of that report.

Will: Look, I'm just sorry I wrecked your date.
Ashley: You didn't, Will. It was the most wonderful night of my life.
Will: Really? That's great. You know, I think your second date will be even better 'cause when you're 21, you can appreciate these things more.
Ashley: Will, I'm going out with him again next Saturday.
Will: Next Saturday I'm busy. You're gonna have to change that.
Ashley: I know you're busy. That's why I made it for then. Good night, Will.
Will: Good night, Ash.