Philip Quote #81

Quote from Philip in Just Infatuation

Will: I'm telling you, Uncle Phil, he kissed her right on her mouth.
Carlton: It was really more on the cheek.
Will: Yeah, but he was aiming for her mouth and he missed. The kid is not only aggressive, but inaccurate, and that's a dangerous combination.
Philip: You guys are getting all worked up over nothing. He's just a 13-year-old boy.
Will: Uncle Phil, you don't understand. This is serious. I know what goes on in the mind of a 13-year-old boy.
Philip: Considering you still have the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

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