Eric Quote #533
Quote from Eric in What is and What Should Never Be
Red: I just don't understand how this could have happened.
Eric: Hmm. Maybe it's about time we had "the talk." You see, when a boy loves a girl-
Hyde: Doesn't have to love her.
Eric: That's true. Anywho, the boy's sexual organ-
Red: Hey! Shut it, dumbass.
Eric: Wow. That kid's gonna love it here.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘What is and What Should Never Be’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys? I love this place. I want to work here.
Hyde: You just said you hated it.
Fez: Yeah, but I went up to the counter, and the guy treated me like crap. But he was treating everybody like crap. Poor, rich, black, white. We're all crap. And look at him. Think he was popular in high school? No way. But now he's the belle of the ball. Well, my friends, it's my turn to get a taste of those balls.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, Steven. I had fun last night.
Kelso: You had fun doing what?
Jackie: Huh? Hey, Michael. Um, I went to the movies. Right, Donna?
Donna: Oh, um, I don't know. I was with Eric all night. But I'm really interested in this movie. Why don't you tell us all about it?
Jackie: Donna? Fine. You know, it's that new movie starring that big, red whore.
Donna: Oh, you mean, the one where the big, red whore is sick of people keeping secrets.
Jackie: No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore keeps sticking her big, red nose in places where it doesn't belong.
Eric: Hey. Watch what you say about the big, red whore.
Fez: Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek ever do to any of you? [walks off]
Kelso: Way to go, guys. You know how he feels about Sissy! Fez, wait!