Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.

Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]

Hyde: What's she doing here?
Leo: I think she's hittin' on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.
Jackie: Hitting on you? I am not hitting on you, you relic.
Leo: Hey, name-calling is no way to win someone's heart.
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: Oh, my God. Great. Now he got away. Steven! [exits]
Leo: What was she talking about?

Red: Hey. Let's see a smile. After all, no card game with the Looney Tunes tonight.
Kitty: Red, they are the only friends we've got. I am having them over tonight so we can clear the air.
Red: No. No, no. I don't wanna clear the air.
Kitty: Red, I'm clearing the air.
Red: Kitty, this is our chance to grow apart. How can you throw that away? How?
Kitty: Because six nights a week, I have to stare at your sour puss, and even God got to rest one day a week. [laughs]

Jackie: Yeah. There's a lot of things about Steven that I used to not like, that now I really like. Like, well, I thought his pork-chop sideburns were a sign that he was poor and dirty and lived in a shack. But then I realized that Elvis had sideburns, and he lived in Graceland. Well, that was an eye-opener.