Donna: Dad, I don't want to move to Florida.
Bob: Sure you do.
Donna: No, I don't!
Bob: Come on, who doesn't want to move to Florida?
Donna: Me!
Bob: Oh. Well, geez, you should have said that before I put the house on the market.
Donna: You put the house on the market?
Bob: Relax, honey, I can always take it off.
Donna: You can?
Bob: No, it sold this morning.

Hyde: Fez, you gotta do something, man. Because Jackie's just getting started. When she gets mad, she is like a revenge machine. She will destroy you because she can. Get out, man! I gotta get out! I gotta get out! Huh, flashback.

Hyde: If you're gonna retaliate, you need to hit Jackie where it hurts.
Fez: Ah, like in the face?
Hyde: No! What does Jackie love the most? Herself. All she cares about is her looks.
Fez: You're exactly right. I'm gonna buy some bleach and some razor blades and after I do my laundry and shave, I'll think of what to do to Jackie.

Donna: I've got no place to live. What am I gonna do?
Randy: Why don't you move in with me?
Hyde: Donna? Randy asked you a question. And I for one am giddy with anticipation to hear the answer.
Randy: I just meant, we're dating and I've got the room and if you got homesick I could walk around naked with my robe open like your Dad.
Donna: I don't know, I mean I never really thought about moving in. I mean, we hardly... Well, I do need a place to live. But you don't want me invading. Well, we do watch the same shows. What the hell, sure.
Randy: Then, "What the hell, sure," it is.

Fez: Jackie's about to get out of the bathroom. Wait until you see what I did to her.
Hyde: Fez, if this is the Ex-Lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.

Jackie: Fez!
Fez: Ho, ho, ho, Green Jackie!
Jackie: Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
Fez: You destroyed my car!
Jackie: I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
Fez: You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Hyde: Actually, I remember a lot of crying.
Fez: Yes, I cried. Because I have feelings. Unlike you, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny...
Fez: It's normal sized! Well, you know what? I'm glad I turned you down. Because, you're a mean, bitter girl. And now you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly in the inside.
Hyde: Holy crap, man, cover your nipples!
Jackie: I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Fez: Well, it is.
Jackie: Okay, fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life.

Bob: Ah, you guys should move down there, too. Red. Red, you could run the bait shop with me.
Red: Ah, I don't think so, Bob. Kitty and I aren't ready to leave Point Place.
Bob: Okay, then. While I'm sitting pretty there on Orange Grove Avenue, you guys can enjoy the drive past Slaughterhouse Way.
Kitty: Well, that's not fair, Bob. It's only named that because that way leads to the slaughterhouse.

Hyde: Wow, man. The stuff you said to Jackie... So mean and hurtful. I only wish I'd said it myself.

Fez: Well, I'm glad she's gone. [opens beer can] I've never felt so happy about anything in my life. [drinks]
[later:]
Fez: What did I do? Jackie was in love with me and I let her go. And now all I have is an empty apartment and the scent of her perfume on my boxers where I sprayed it.
Hyde: Don't worry, man. You're doing the right thing. I know you want to run after her, but as your friend, I'm not gonna let you.
Fez: Jackie, I'm coming! [exits]
Hyde: Huh, he called my bluff.

Donna: No, it's just this whole Florida thing's like really freaking me out. When you asked me to move in, it seemed like the right thing to do but, when I got there I started to realize that I'm just doing it 'cause I'm too afraid to start my life. I used to have, like, plans.
Randy: What'd you wanna do?
Donna: Go to college. I got accepted at Madison last year so... I don't know, I think it's time I finally go.