Fez Quote #947
Quote from Fez in Leaving Home Ain't Easy
Jackie: Fez!
Fez: Ho, ho, ho, Green Jackie!
Jackie: Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
Fez: You destroyed my car!
Jackie: I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
Fez: You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Hyde: Actually, I remember a lot of crying.
Fez: Yes, I cried. Because I have feelings. Unlike you, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny...
Fez: It's normal sized! Well, you know what? I'm glad I turned you down. Because, you're a mean, bitter girl. And now you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly in the inside.
Hyde: Holy crap, man, cover your nipples!
Jackie: I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Fez: Well, it is.
Jackie: Okay, fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Leaving Home Ain't Easy’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Red: Bob, I'm sorry that I said that your idea is stupid.
Kitty: And?
Red: And... The next time you have a stupid idea, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
Bob: You know what, Red? I really don't give a damn what you think. All these years I've had to put up with you cutting me down, calling me dumbass. Well, guess what? You're the dumbass! You're nothing but a cranky [bleep] who thinks his [bleep] don't stink, so you can blow it out your [bleep] ass! What? What, you want to hit me? Go ahead, you bald [bleep]. Yeah, go ahead, do it! I'm not afraid of you. In fact, I'll kick your bony [bleep] ass right now!
Red: Bob, you've got some nerve! Good for you! It's about time you stuck up for yourself and acted like a man.
Bob: I'm sorry, Red, it just slipped out. [hugs Red]
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Damn, man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. It must have been my Jamaican Fire.
Hyde: So, you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
Quote from Red
Red: You were in Florida?
Bob: Yeah, I was gone for three weeks. You didn't notice?
Red: I just figured my migraine medicine was working.