Fez: Well, it looks like it's just you and me, little buddy.
Hyde: [sighs] Yeah, Fez. Which is really wrong, man 'cause I had plans with Donna. Until Forman snaked me.
Fez: Who would have thought she would rather go to a nice restaurant than a smelly, old library? [laughs] [Hyde is silent] You will laugh later.

Jackie: Okay. Michael, we have a problem. Ever since we... We...
Kelso: Did it?
Jackie: Can you please use a more beautiful term?
Kelso: Like what?
Jackie: Well, like, proved our love.
Kelso: Yeah. But "did it" sounds so much cooler.

Eric: Well, talk about pressure, huh?
Donna: Yeah, I mean, this is a huge deal. To our parents.
[When Eric starts the car, the tape players plays "Disco Lady" by Johnnie Taylor]
♫ Move it in, move it out Shove it in, round about, disco lady ♫

Hyde: You know what, man? I had a chance, and I didn't take it. And once Forman gives her that ring, man, they're going out. And it would be really scummy to hit on her then. Not that I wouldn't do it. It'd just be really scummy.
Fez: If you don't tell Donna how you feel, then you will regret it.
Hyde: I'm going to The Vineyard.
Fez: Good for you. Oh, just don't tell Eric what I said because I really like his basement.

Eric: Well, this is quite a menu.
Donna: Yeah. You got enough money?
Eric: Oh, yeah, for me.
Donna: Ah.
Eric: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you gonna eat something, too?
Donna: Actually, I'm in the mood for chicken.
Eric: Oh, what a coincidence. I, too, am ordering the cheapest thing on the menu.

Kitty: You know, I don't know why they call it fondue. They should call it fundue. 'Cause it is fun. [laughs]
Midge: I love fondue. It's gourmet.
Red: So, what do we do here, Kitty?
Kitty: Okay, now. What you do is you put a piece of steak on your fondue fork.
Bob: Now, how hot exactly is the-
Kitty: No, no, no, Bob. That's a fondon't. [laughs] Don't put your hand in the hot oil.
Red: Who knew you couldn't put your hand in the hot oil?

Donna: Sing to me, Eric.
Eric: No, I don't think-
Donna: Sing me a song.
Eric: I don't really-
Donna: Do it or I'll scream!
Eric: [sings] Move it in, move it out Shove it in, shove it out Disco lady Move it in, move it out Shove it in, all about

Jackie: What do you wanna do?
Kelso: No, I don't know. Wait. You know what we could do? We could... prove our love to each other again.
Jackie: No, Michael. We are not going to... prove our love, every single time we have a chance.
Kelso: Why not?
Jackie: Because it doesn't work like that. And just because we did it once does not mean we're ever gonna do it again.
Kelso: Okay, well, now you're just talking crazy!
Jackie: No, Michael. No, I am not. And if you think that's how it's gonna work, well then you're wrong.
Kelso: Well, damn, Jackie. So I spent all night looking for your stupid shoes and we're not even gonna-
Jackie: No.
Kelso: Fine.
Jackie: Are you sure you're okay with that?
Kelso: [whimpers] Yeah.
Jackie: Okay, let's do it.

Donna: People, the chicken here is excellent. Hey, Hyde's here. Hi, Hyde.
Hyde: Hey, Donna. Uh... where's Forman?
Donna: Coffee.
Hyde: [sighs] Okay, look. I'm just going to say this, all right? Donna, I have feelings for you. And I think that you have feelings for me. And Forman's gonna give you his ring. And I hope that before you take it, you think about...
Donna: [honks Hyde's nose] Beep! [takes Hyde's glasses]

Jackie: Now... I feel so close to you, Michael. Michael and Jackie. Jackie and Michael. Doesn't that sound good? Michael and Jackie. True love, always, forever.
Kelso: Forever?
Jackie: Forever. Dances, long walks, candles, flowers. Babies, house. [fantasy:] Shackle, chain despair, prison, death. Oh!
Kelso: [whimpers]