‘Eric's Drunken Tattoo’
Season 3, Episode 22 - Aired May 1, 2001
Eric wonders whether Donna would prefer if he were more of a badboy after he reads her diary. Jackie worries about her relationship with Kelso after he talks in his sleep. Meanwhile, Kitty invites Pastor Dave to dinner on the same night Red wants to watch a football program.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [talks in sleep] This isn't going to work, Jackie.
Jackie: Us, Michael? Are we not gonna work?
Kelso: No. The car. Jackie, the carburetor's busted.
Jackie: This was all because of a stupid car?
Kelso: We're gonna have to take the bus to our wedding.
Jackie: Our wedding? Oh, Michael. That is so sweet. I love you, Michael Kelso.
Kelso: I love you too, Jackie Onassis.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, what the hell? Did you just kick my door?
Eric: No. But I got a surprise. I got a tattoo. Guess where. On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? Because I'm dangerous, lady.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me, and I promise I won't get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um... yeah.
Donna: You sneaky little dill-hole!
Eric: No! You know who's sneaky? People who go around writing their feelings in their journals and not telling their boyfriends what they feel. So, you know what? I'm not sorry. I'm so sorry.
Quote from Donna
Donna: You want to know how I feel? Fine. I'll tell you how I feel. "Today at lunch I was looking at Eric when he didn't know it and I just couldn't believe how much I love him and how lucky I am to be with him." Why couldn't you read that page?
Eric: Because... you came back. Look, Donna... Look, I'm really sorry, but, you know, it's just sometimes I get... worried, you know?
Donna: Well, you know what? Suck it up. Eric, these are my private thoughts, and I'm allowed to have them. You have to stop trying to be what you think I want you to be and just, like, be yourself.
Quote from Red
Red: If properly executed, the power sweep is unstoppable.
Kitty: Oh, Red, this is silly. I don't wanna run this play again.
Red: Well, we're gonna run it until we get it right because, if properly executed the power sweep is unstoppable! Hut-one, hut-two.
Kitty: Who wants cookies?
Eric: Oh, absolutely.
Hyde: Yeah.