Donna: Eric, what the hell? Did you just kick my door?
Eric: No. But I got a surprise. I got a tattoo. Guess where. On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? Because I'm dangerous, lady.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me, and I promise I won't get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um... yeah.
Donna: You sneaky little dill-hole!
Eric: No! You know who's sneaky? People who go around writing their feelings in their journals and not telling their boyfriends what they feel. So, you know what? I'm not sorry. I'm so sorry.