Eric Quote #361
Quote from Eric in Eric's Drunken Tattoo
Donna: Eric, what the hell? Did you just kick my door?
Eric: No. But I got a surprise. I got a tattoo. Guess where. On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? Because I'm dangerous, lady.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me, and I promise I won't get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um... yeah.
Donna: You sneaky little dill-hole!
Eric: No! You know who's sneaky? People who go around writing their feelings in their journals and not telling their boyfriends what they feel. So, you know what? I'm not sorry. I'm so sorry.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Drunken Tattoo’ Quotes
Quote from Leo
Fez: Oh, you know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That's classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
Eric: Wait. What B's?
Leo: Like in Debbie, your girlfriend?
Eric: It's Donna!
Leo: Oh, right. Oh, I can fix that.
Quote from Fez
Eric: Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. I just- I didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote.
Hyde: Forman, no one cares.
Leo: That's true, man. Listen, you guys know I don't allow alcohol in my house, so you're just gonna have to drink sake instead.
Fez: "Sake" it to me, Leo.
Hyde: Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez.
Fez: Oh, put a "sake" in it. [laughs]
Quote from Leo
Eric: How cool am I? A tattoo of my girlfriend's name. How's that for dangerous?
Leo: Yeah, I think Debbie's really gonna like this.
Eric: Wait. Debbie? No. Donna.
Leo: Right. Okay. No problem. I can fix it.
Eric: Fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice it.
Eric: It's Donna.
Leo: See, now you moved, man! It's okay. I can make that into a flower.