Red: Yay! My first paycheck from Price Mart! The dark times are over, Kitty.
Kitty: Oh, honey, those weren't dark times. It was... an economic segueway.
Red: Well, it's over. We should celebrate. Come on, Kitty, let's get you pregnant. I'm kidding. You know I can barely stand the kids we have. You know what we should do? Treat ourselves to something nice.
Kitty: I know! We can turn on the heat.

Donna: Ok. You know what, Jackie? Everything's fine. Just don't tell anyone about this, okay?
Jackie: Okay.
Donna: Okay?
Jackie: Okay!
[cut to:]
Kelso: Eric and Donna had sex?
Jackie: Yeah, yeah. And Eric wasn't good at it.
Kelso: Wow. Really? [laughs] That's great!

Hyde: Forman, what the hell you grinning about?
Eric: What? A guy can't grin?
Hyde: I think that maybe... Forman and Donna finally made the beast with two backs.
Fez: The backosaurus?
Hyde: So?
Eric: Well, Hyde, I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no, but... I'm especially not saying no.
Hyde: Thank God. Man, I'm telling you, I couldn't deal with one more week of that "Will they, won't they?" crap.

Kelso: So, well, my first time... Jackie called me "The Apollo rocket of love." What kind of rocket were you?
Eric: Where you going with this, Kelso?
Kelso: Nowhere. Except Jackie said you were totally lame in the sack! [laughs]
Eric: Jackie said?
Kelso: Yeah. Donna told Jackie. Jackie told me. Oh, but you can't tell Jackie I told you 'cause she'd get pissed.
Fez: It's okay, Eric. Maybe sex isn't your thing.

Kitty: A motorcycle?
Red: Don't you love it?
Kitty: Of course I do, Red. What woman wouldn't?
Red: Oh, you hate it.
Kitty: Of course I do, Red. What woman wouldn't? Red, I thought, I thought we would get something we both would enjoy, like a, a necklace.
Red: But this is much better than a necklace.
Kitty: How?
Red: Well, it's... Not a stupid necklace. [Kitty walks off] But it's shiny!

Donna: So... What's new?
Eric: Well... Turns out I'm really lame in the sack. What's new with you?
Donna: What?
Eric: Oh, it's all the news. Jackie told Kelso, and Kelso told all of us, so, sorry I'm "Lame in the sack."
Donna: I never said that. I said it felt awkward and weird.
Eric: Oh... What a relief. You could've told me.
Donna: How am I supposed to tell you something like that?
Eric: I don't know. How about, "Hey, Eric, you're awkward and weird"?
Donna: You know what? That's the problem. We did this really huge thing, and now I feel like I can't even talk to you about it.
Eric: Well, God knows, you can talk to Jackie.
Donna: I knew this was gonna happen.
Eric: What?
Donna: I knew that once we did this, everything would change, and damned if it didn't.
Eric: Well... If that's the way you feel about it, maybe we should never do it again.
Donna: Great.
Eric: Oh... Great! [Donna leaves] Oh, great.