Donna: So... What's new?
Eric: Well... Turns out I'm really lame in the sack. What's new with you?
Donna: What?
Eric: Oh, it's all the news. Jackie told Kelso, and Kelso told all of us, so, sorry I'm "Lame in the sack."
Donna: I never said that. I said it felt awkward and weird.
Eric: Oh... What a relief. You could've told me.
Donna: How am I supposed to tell you something like that?
Eric: I don't know. How about, "Hey, Eric, you're awkward and weird"?
Donna: You know what? That's the problem. We did this really huge thing, and now I feel like I can't even talk to you about it.
Eric: Well, God knows, you can talk to Jackie.
Donna: I knew this was gonna happen.
Eric: What?
Donna: I knew that once we did this, everything would change, and damned if it didn't.
Eric: Well... If that's the way you feel about it, maybe we should never do it again.
Donna: Great.
Eric: Oh... Great! [Donna leaves] Oh, great.