Kelso: So, well, my first time... Jackie called me "The Apollo rocket of love." What kind of rocket were you?
Eric: Where you going with this, Kelso?
Kelso: Nowhere. Except Jackie said you were totally lame in the sack! [laughs]
Eric: Jackie said?
Kelso: Yeah. Donna told Jackie. Jackie told me. Oh, but you can't tell Jackie I told you 'cause she'd get pissed.
Fez: It's okay, Eric. Maybe sex isn't your thing.