‘A Legal Matter’
Season 6, Episode 10 - Aired February 4, 2004
Eric and Hyde help Kelso break into the Police Academy when he fears he is "the stooge" of his yeargroup. Meanwhile, Red helps Fez study American history for his green card exam. [Guest star: James Avery]
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Ugh. The Three Stooges have such bad hair. You know, I wish I can go back in time for just 10 minutes and hand out combs and brushes.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Yeah, well, not me. Breaking into a place where they train people to shoot you if you break into a place, it's...
Kelso: Come on, Eric. We're a team.
Jackie: Yeah, Michael's the looks, Steven's the brain and you, your house has food.
Kelso: Hey, remember when we shoplifted those baseball cards?
Eric: We were 12 years old, and I didn't shoplift anything.
Hyde: That's right. You went home and told your mommy. You mama's boy.
Eric: Well, did you want that on your permanent record? Yeah, I didn't think so, mister. Oh, God, I am a mama's boy. I'm in.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Officer Kennedy, sir, I broke in to find out if I was the stooge or not, sir.
Officer Kennedy: You're not the stooge. Johnson's the stooge.
Kelso: Yes.
Officer Kennedy: But you're the stooge now.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, relax. You're gonna pass the test.
Fez: No, this could be my last day in the country. We should probably make love.
Donna: What?
Fez: Don't worry. It'll be over before you know it.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, do you think I'm smart?
Red: Oh, is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight?