Eric: Yeah, well, not me. Breaking into a place where they train people to shoot you if you break into a place, it's...
Kelso: Come on, Eric. We're a team.
Jackie: Yeah, Michael's the looks, Steven's the brain and you, your house has food.
Kelso: Hey, remember when we shoplifted those baseball cards?
Eric: We were 12 years old, and I didn't shoplift anything.
Hyde: That's right. You went home and told your mommy. You mama's boy.
Eric: Well, did you want that on your permanent record? Yeah, I didn't think so, mister. Oh, God, I am a mama's boy. I'm in.