Eric Quote #723
Quote from Eric in A Legal Matter
Eric: Yeah, well, not me. Breaking into a place where they train people to shoot you if you break into a place, it's...
Kelso: Come on, Eric. We're a team.
Jackie: Yeah, Michael's the looks, Steven's the brain and you, your house has food.
Kelso: Hey, remember when we shoplifted those baseball cards?
Eric: We were 12 years old, and I didn't shoplift anything.
Hyde: That's right. You went home and told your mommy. You mama's boy.
Eric: Well, did you want that on your permanent record? Yeah, I didn't think so, mister. Oh, God, I am a mama's boy. I'm in.
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Quote from Fez
Red: Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough. Let's see what you've learnt. I'll start you off with an easy one. Where do you live?
Fez: Amedica.
Red: It's pronounced America.
Fez: That's what I said, Amedica.
Red: America.
Fez: Amedica.
Quote from Red
Fez: Okay, what if they ask me about current events? Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war, which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You come with me. I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war. It was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now.
Quote from Red
Red: What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?
Fez: He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.
Red: I didn't understand a word you said, but I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.