Amy: Hey!
Kelly: Hey, lady!
Amy: Hey! I saw you walk in and I thought, "Is that Kelly?" 'Cause Jonah mentioned that someone from Fenton was coming to meet him, but he didn't say who.
Jonah: So yeah, Kelly brought the union cards so we got Fenton! Yay!
Kelly: Whoo!
Amy: He also didn't mention that this was gonna be happening in the store on the same day that our new district manager is here, but I guess this is your thing now and it's not really up to me to make better choices.

Sandra: Oh, no. You two are wearing a couple's costume.
Jonah & Kelly: Oh.
Jonah: I guess it does, uh...
Kelly: Well, that's... ...funny.
Jonah: Look like that.
Sandra: Well, one of you definitely has to change. Oh, Kelly, you can switch costumes with Amy. Wait, no, that's not gonna work because Amy's so much bigger.
Amy: Okay, Sandra, we're good on the costumes. Thank you.

Amy: It's just so funny that Jonah never mentioned that you guys are working together.
Jonah: Um, yeah. I guess I just... I didn't know if it was... it'd be weird or...
Amy: Weird? Why would it be weird? 'Cause it's Kelly? It's... it's Kelly. She's my... she's my lady. The only weird thing is that you didn't tell me.
Jonah: Well, it's not really, like, a big deal.
Amy: Because I'm already so out of the loop with the union stuff.
Jonah: And plus it was just like a few phone calls.
Amy: So it's kind of a bummer
Jonah: So...
Amy: to find out this way that the two of you are raising my baby.
Sandra: You guys, I am dying right now.

Jonah: Oh, wow. You finally flipped Simon.
Kelly: Yeah, I told him that thing you said about union being spelled with U and I.
Amy: Oh, you mean the quote he got from the pamphlet I gave him?

Maya: Kelly? Kelly, right? Yeah, I met you at the Fenton store.
Kelly: Uh, yeah. I'm just...
Jonah: She's here because...
Amy: Well, uh... They're dating.
Maya: Oh, that's great.
Amy: Yeah, she comes over every day and... and they have coffee. Aren't they cute?
Maya: So cute.
Amy: Did you notice their couples costumes?
Jonah: Yep. She's my cowgirl.
Amy: Ride 'em, cowgirl. I mean, like, ride a horse, not Jonah. That would be inappropriate for work.

Glenn: How was it?
Garrett: It was pretty cool.
Glenn: Are you crying blood?
Garrett: Huh? Huh. Yeah, I guess I am. I'm sure it has nothing to do with what I just saw or experienced. Elias did a great job with the crepe paper, though.
Glenn: D... did you find my phone?
Garrett: I...
Glenn: Never mind.

Maya: So okay, St. Louis talk. What's this toasted ravioli everyone's talking about?
Kelly: Mmm, T-ravs. They are great. You gotta try 'em.
Jonah: You should go to Stephano's. Kelly and I used to go all the time and... and still do, you know, past and present.
Amy: Oh, I've never even heard of the place. Which, I mean, makes sense. There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me.
Jonah: Uh, Kelly does a great, uh, Stephano impersonation.
Kelly: Oh. All right. He's like, um, "Oh, our toasted ravioli's been written up in the pay-per." [chuckles] And that's it. Uh, when you do go, um, you should try out this gelato place about a block away.
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: Wow, a second stop on one date. Who's got that kind of time, right?
Jonah: Well, when you don't have kids to co home to, y... Not that having kids is, uh, bad. That's... I... I actually wish I were dating someone with kids.
Kelly: I love this. You can see why I come here every day.

Amy: You already gave out all the bags?
Sandra: They were out of control. I said one per kid, but Amy, some took two.

Jonah: Hey, uh, let me see what's in that bag, please.
Football Kid: No way! You're, like, 40! Buy your own candy!
Jonah: Hey, that kind of aggression is exactly why people are turning on your sport. Soccer is coming for you!

Dina: Why are you checking bags?
Amy: Um, because... okay, here's the deal. The push for the union never really stopped, and so the cards from Fenton ended up in these goodie bags and they've all been given away.
Dina: Oh, wow. Well, listen. Company policy states that I need to report any union activity to my manager, so there's been union activity. Now that my hands are clean, I'll go check the security footage.
Amy: Amazing. Thank you, Dina.