Maya: I got to know some of your people.
Amy: Huh.
Maya: Justine invited me to her erotic sip 'n' paint.
Amy: You don't want anything to do with that.

Mateo: Okay, there's no way Dina's a serial killer. She's head of security. Rules are her life.
Cheyenne: Yeah, and "don't kill" is, like, such a big rule.
Mateo: Plus, she's a vegan, okay? She doesn't even kill to eat, which is insane, because I would totally eat a lamb alive.
Cheyenne: You're right. She's the last person who'd be a serial killer. Although, it is always the last person who you'd think.

Glenn: It's just a garden center. It's just a garden center. Just walking into the garden center.
Boy: [British accent] Pardon me, sir. Are you Glenn Sturgis?
Glenn: Yeah. Why?
Boy: They told me to tell you: don't go in there.
Glenn: W-W-Who said don't... Who said that do you?
Boy: Ssh.
Garrett: Glenn, who you talking to?
Glenn: Th- This boy, did you... He said that I had to...
Garrett: What's going on, dude?
Glenn: Yeah, I think I'm gonna head to my car and read my Bible for a bit. [walks off]
Garrett: Great job. Didn't ask for the accent, though.
Boy: [American accent] It was a swing. I thought it worked.

Dina: I think we found the cards. Well, I found them. Marcus knocked all my felt tips on the floor, some of them lost their caps, and now it's just a race against the clock until they dry out.
Amy: Dina, where are the cards?
Dina: I saw footage of Maya grabbing a goodie bag on her way out.
Amy: What? No! She left, like, 20 minutes ago.
Dina: Actually, no. She stopped in housewares and had what looked like a very emotional moment with Brett, then she went to grocery. Picked up eggs and bell peppers. I think it's a Denver omelet night.
Amy: Dina, where is she now?
Dina: She just went out to the parking lot.
Amy: Well, we need to stop her.
Dina: Amy, wait! Do I still need to be a part of this? Because, I hate to keep beating the same drum, but the felt tips...
Amy: I'll get you new felt tips!
Dina: I don't want new felt tips! I have perfectly good felt tips on my floor!

Amy: [over PA] Attention, everyone. Give it up for the winner of our Halloween costume contest, Maya! [cheers and applause]
Marcus: So there is a contest, and cat ears won it?
Maya: Okay, you don't need to suck up to the new DM.
Amy: What? No. No, girl. You won. You look good and you better get your prize, which is...
Jonah: Which is, uh, this, um, bottle of Sprite!
Marcus: Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Cheyenne: You don't think she's gonna wait in the back of someone's car and then...
Mateo: No. But we should probably check to see if the killer has a history of breaking into cars 'cause... [checks phone] Oh, my God. They found another foot. Out in Richmond Heights.
Cheyenne: Really?
Mateo: [laughs] Apparently it's fresh. Some guy's probably bleeding out as we speak.
Cheyenne: Oh, that's amazing. It can't be Dina. We've been watching her all day.
Mateo: Such good news. I'm so glad the killer struck today. Wow. Not that I thought it was her, but...
Cheyenne: I know. I mean, she's weird, but she's not a criminal. [both chuckle]
Mateo: No.

Amy: Order. Order in the store. [bangs gavel] It's a... It's a judge thing.
All: Ah.

Glenn: It's my first Halloween since the diabetes.
Garrett: Mm.
Glenn: You're so lucky you don't have a family. You could eat yourself to death and no one would care. I mean, it's okay. I guess I'll just be here all day watching you eat that.
Garrett: Works for me.
Glenn: You know what?
Garrett: Oh!
Glenn: I'm just gonna get rid of it, you know, to save us from being tempted.
Garrett: What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Whoa!
Glenn: No, it's best for both of us, not to mention this guy.
Garrett: Hey, man, don't touch my tummy!

Amy: Well, I just hate having to be so out of it, especially now that we're so close to the finish line. It's like this union is my baby and I don't even get to drop it off at college.
Jonah: Our baby.
Amy: Okay, yeah, sure. I mean, you help, obviously, and I so appreciate it, and I love that you have a connection with the baby.
Jonah: Are we still talking about the...
Amy: The union, yeah. Of course.

Jonah: Amy was just telling me about some of her favorite RBG dissents.
Amy: Uh-huh. Yep, and I said all of them, so dismissed. [bangs gavel]
Jonah: Okay.