Dina: Hey, Cheyenne, I need help going over some security footage.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay.
Mateo: [whispers] No, you have a child. I'll go, Dina.
Dina: You don't work for me anymore. Cheyenne, come on.
Cheyenne: Let me just call Bo really quick. You know, not to say good-bye or anything but just to say hey and good-bye and stuff.

Cheyenne: Oh, uh, or you could take Marcus.
Dina: Whoever. Marcus! Security office, now!
Marcus: Yep, just give me a second. If I run too fast, I become airborne.

Amy: You know, Kelly, you didn't have to change your costume.
Kelly: And you didn't have to say I was Jonah's girlfriend, yet here we are.
Jonah: Hey, sorry. Just took off my costume real quick. The cowboy hat was itchy.
Justine: Oh, my God, you two are Danny and Sandy from Grease! "Summer Lovin'," right?
Sandra: Amy, you need to go change into leather Sandy right now.

Dina: All right, no bags in housewares. Are you getting anything, Marcus?
Marcus: I gotta be honest, about 60% of my vision's blocked by the dragon head.
Dina: You're exuding, like, a wet heat.
Marcus: I know. It's the dragon smoke function.
Dina: Now you're fogging up the screen.
Marcus: I can't control it.
Dina: Oh, this is doing nothing. It's just moving it around. [both cough]

Amy: And look at these cat ears. Amazing! I think it says back here they were, uh, made in Taiwan. Have you ever been to Taiwan?
Marcus: Amy, is there a second place? Because I am drenched in urine.
Maya: Okay, um, maybe we wrap this up. Uh, I am so honored to receive this Sprite, especially because so many of you had such great costumes here. You know, like these two. They had multiple couples costumes. Are they cute or what?
Sayid: Jonah and Kelly aren't a couple.
Sandra: Yeah, Jonah's in love with Amy.
Maya: Wait, what?
Amy: What? I don't know. That's... Jonah, is that true?
Jonah: It's true. I love her. Um, sorry, Kelly. I... I probably should have told you before telling the entire store, but I am breaking up with you.
Maya: Okay, it seems like I should give you guys a little privacy.
Amy: Uh...
Jonah: Uh, no, no, no, because I need to explain more to you, Kelly. Uh, you're a great gal, but, uh, Amy and I just have a connection.
Kelly: I hate coming to this stupid store.
Maya: I'm really gonna go now.
Amy: You can't because the costume contest is not over yet. [sees Dina] And now it's done! Another round of applause for Maya the Cat.

Glenn: [o.s.] Garrett, help! The doors are stuck! Oh, I should have listened to that English boy. Hang on.
[When Garrett's phone rings, he dismisses the call]
Glenn: [o.s.] Hey, Garrett. It's Glenn from work. Um, first of all, I found my phone. Yay. Uh, anyway, if you get this, I am stuck in the haunted house, so, um, call me back. All right, bye-bye. [ends call] [bangs on door] Help! Somebody!
[Glenn throws a potted plant through the glass door]
Garrett: Oh!
Glenn: [walks out] Honestly, I've seen scarier.

Jonah: That was exhausting.
Amy: Yeah, well, breakups are exhausting.
Jonah: Um... so the cards are all here.
Amy: Great.
Jonah: But also some empty candy wrappers.
Amy: Okay. Okay, well... [stammers] Let's not panic. Maybe she just, um, reached in and grabbed some candy and didn't see the cards, or... or maybe those candies are from somewhere else and she just ditched the wrappers in there.
Jonah: Or maybe she saw the cards.
Amy: But if she saw the cards, she would have said something.
Jonah: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, definitely. Right?

Marcus: Hey, so Maya left her Sprite.
Amy: Just take it.
Marcus: Yes! We did it, Tita! Your boy won!