Kelly Quote #60
Quote from Kelly in Trick-or-Treat
Maya: So okay, St. Louis talk. What's this toasted ravioli everyone's talking about?
Kelly: Mmm, T-ravs. They are great. You gotta try 'em.
Jonah: You should go to Stephano's. Kelly and I used to go all the time and... and still do, you know, past and present.
Amy: Oh, I've never even heard of the place. Which, I mean, makes sense. There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me.
Jonah: Uh, Kelly does a great, uh, Stephano impersonation.
Kelly: Oh. All right. He's like, um, "Oh, our toasted ravioli's been written up in the pay-per." [chuckles] And that's it. Uh, when you do go, um, you should try out this gelato place about a block away.
Jonah: Yeah.
Amy: Wow, a second stop on one date. Who's got that kind of time, right?
Jonah: Well, when you don't have kids to co home to, y... Not that having kids is, uh, bad. That's... I... I actually wish I were dating someone with kids.
Kelly: I love this. You can see why I come here every day.
Superstore Quotes
‘Trick-or-Treat’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
All: Wow.
Marcus: Hard to get in my car in this thing, but guess who's winning our costume contest?
Amy: Oh, by the way, there will be no costume contest this year.
Marcus: What?
Amy: Corporate didn't want to approve another racial sensitivity training.
Marcus: Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this.
Garrett: You're sewed into that? How are you gonna use the bathroom?
Marcus: There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... [all murmur in disgust]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
Jonah: No, really, I'm...
Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
Quote from Sayid
Jonah: Point is, we almost have enough cards signed to unionize. This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. [all cheer]
Amy: [enters] Ooh, this sounds fun. Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?
Sayid: My girlfriend made me quit.