‘Scanners’
Season 4, Episode 19 - Aired May 9, 2019
Amy delegates a difficult decision to Dina after Corporate forces her to cut everyone's hours. Jonah and the other employees play an elaborate game of laser tag with the new handheld scanners. Meanwhile, Mateo makes a surprising discovery about Marcus.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Look, if you want to go out there and look those people in their sad little faces and take back the hours, be my guest.
Amy: Me? No! You're the one who decided to play Hour Fairy! Dina, this is very hard to do while you're on the floor. Can you please just get up for just a second?
Dina: Nope. I'm down for the count. You can grab some floor if you want. [Amy groans as she lays down] It's nice, right?
Amy: I guess. [Dina raises her leg over Amy] What are you-
Dina: Could you just just give me a little pull? [groans] Okay!
Quote from Glenn
Man: Excuse me, I need to return a plastic tarp. When I opened it up, it had blood on it.
Glenn: Do you have a receipt?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Ow!
Glenn: Oh, oh!
Jonah: Are you okay?
Cheyenne: Something bit me! Something [bleep] bit me!
Glenn: What, I- What? What is-
Cheyenne: Ow! Get it off of me!
Jonah: I don't see it. I don't see it.
Cheyenne: Get it off! You have to get the suckers out!
Glenn: I don't see any suckers!
Cheyenne: That's 'cause you're the suckers. [beeper scans]
Garrett: Beep, beep. You dead, fools.
Cheyenne: Oh, how do you like me now?
Garrett: Team Yogurt wins.
Quote from Jonah
Glenn: Come on, guys! That is not fair!
Garrett: [chuckles] That's what losers always say.
Jonah: No, no, no. Glenn, Glenn. They got us fair and square, okay? Or- Or did you get yourselves?
Garrett: What?
Glenn: What?
Jonah: Well, it's just that if you look at your scanner, you'll see that I replaced my price tag with blueberry yogurt, which is you, so it looks like you're the suckers.
Glenn: Ah, it's a switcheroo! [they high-five]
Garrett: No, no, no, no. No switcheroo. That's just cheating.
Jonah: We never said we couldn't switch tags.
Garrett: Yeah, whatever, dude. We won. Team Yogurt for life.
Quote from Jonah
Cheyenne: [chants] Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt-
Glenn: Is it?
Jonah: No, no. Not yogurt, no. Soup.
Cheyenne: Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt.
Jonah & Glenn: Soup! Soup!
Garrett: Yogurt.
Jonah: [slurping noises]
Glenn: Yum.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Jerry?
Jerry: Hey, Sandy Bear.
Sandra: What what are you doing here?
Jerry: I'm picking up Carol. She's making me get a haircut. She says I look like a hippie.
Sandra: Oh. Well, don't take too much off. I like your hair.
Jerry: Really?
Sandra: Yeah. I always thought that you'd look great with a Mohawk. [chuckles]
Jerry: See? You're the only one who gets me.