Jonah Quote #401
Glenn: Come on, guys! That is not fair!
Garrett: [chuckles] That's what losers always say.
Jonah: No, no, no. Glenn, Glenn. They got us fair and square, okay? Or- Or did you get yourselves?
Garrett: What?
Glenn: What?
Jonah: Well, it's just that if you look at your scanner, you'll see that I replaced my price tag with blueberry yogurt, which is you, so it looks like you're the suckers.
Glenn: Ah, it's a switcheroo! [they high-five]
Garrett: No, no, no, no. No switcheroo. That's just cheating.
Jonah: We never said we couldn't switch tags.
Garrett: Yeah, whatever, dude. We won. Team Yogurt for life.
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Quote from Dina
Amy: Well, this sucks. Corporate's the one reducing hours. I'm just the one making the schedule.
Dina: Well, you can't really blame them for trying to cut costs in this world of online retail. Have you been to FashionThreads.com? They sell everything we do, but at half the price.
Woman: Really? [walks off]
Amy: Okay, we have to stop talking about online retail in the store.
Dina: Look, if people here are pissed at you, that's their problem. Just shrug it off.
Amy: Well, that's easy for you to say, Dina. You're not the one that they're going to be blaming for taking away their pay.
Dina: Hell, if you want, tell everyone I made the schedule. I don't care if people hate me. In some sexual situations, I prefer it.
Woman: [returns] Excuse me, what is that website again?
Dina: FashionThreads.com, but if you want, I can send you a link, and then we'll both get a code that gets us 10% off our next purchase.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Listen, technology has been taking jobs for years. Think about what happened with bank tellers and ATM machines.
Jonah: It's just ATMs.
Dina: Exactly. It's only ATM machines now.
Jonah: No, you don't need the "machines."
Dina: Nobody needs the machines, but it makes our lives easier.
Quote from Myrtle
Myrtle: This is just the beginning. What kind of job will be left for me 30 years from now? [overlapping chatter]
Garrett: Powerlifter? Zumba instructor?