Garrett: Oh, hey, man, Colleen and I went to that Cuban place you recommended.
Jonah: Oh, the place I said would be good for a double date. So you... you two went, just, uh... just the two of you.
Garrett: Yeah.
Jonah: Huh. So I guess you didn't get to have the combo platter... the signature dish, serves four.
Garrett: No, we ordered that. We just shared it with the couple sitting next to us.
Jonah: Great, that sounds fun.

Amy: There are so many extra bodies in here, I had to call corporate and ask them to turn the thermostat down. They refused. But I bet we're raking it in.
Dina: You know, funny you should say that. I just checked, and no.
Amy: No? How? I mean, we have all this extra mall traffic.
Dina: Yeah, well, mall people don't buy, they hang. I hate people that treat shopping like an adventure. Give me a shut-in who needs a sponge. Anyway, should we start rousting 'em?
Amy: Well, I'm not exactly sure what rousting entails, but it wouldn't hurt to remind them that the store is for customers only.
Dina: Nice, I'll go warm up for the rousting.

Sandra: That's them. Thanks for doing this, but don't tell them I needed you.
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not even gonna mention you. I mean, no offense, but it'd be really weird if you came up. [to girls] Hey, guys. Um, so I know this sucks, but it'd be really chill if you could find somewhere else to hang out.
Hazel: "Chill"?
Cheyenne: Yeah. You know, so the customers can try these out in case they want to buy them.
Maeve: Sounds chill. [both laugh]
Cheyenne: [laughs] I know. These rules suck, right? That's why we're laughing.
Maeve: [scoffs] Totally. [shows her phone to Hazel]
Cheyenne: Wait, is that about me? No, okay, you don't get it. I'm cool.
Sandra: You're okay. You're okay. Trust me, don't look back. It only adds to the shame.

Jonah: Hey, Mateo. Mateo, come here. Settle something for us. So I just said that Cher has obviously never won a Grammy, and Garrett is saying that she has.
Mateo: I'm sorry, the goddess Cher, as in Cherilyn Sarkisian?
Jonah: I assume. I swear she's never won one, and I will bet you 50 bucks I'm right.
Garrett: Okay.
Mateo: I want in on this. Cher absolutely has a Grammy.
Jonah: Okay, get ready to lose 50 bucks. [chuckles]
Mateo: Although, 50 is a lot, and Jonah seems so sure. Uh... Oh, God. Maybe Cher doesn't have a Grammy. That's why she still works so hard and keeps it so tight.
Garrett: Don't overthink it, Mateo.
Jonah: Oh, you know what? I just remembered "Believe"... That one was a bop. I might be wrong.
Mateo: Okay, stop second-guessing yourself, Jonah.
Jonah: But you just said...
Mateo: I'm in. 50 bucks, no Grammy.
Garrett: Oh, um, uh, okay. Um...
Mateo: And Cher has...
Garrett: One Grammy.
Jonah: For "Believe."
Mateo: Damn it. I needed that money. Oh, my God... I snubbed Cher. I didn't believe.

Glenn: W- Would you like me in the picture?
Mason: Ew.
Cheyenne: Oh, are you Snapchatting that? You know, Snapchat, the app?
Mason: Okay, ma'am.
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I'm old! This is how it happens. All of a sudden, all the words you know are wrong, and there's some band on the radio called the Eagles.
Glenn: Cheyenne, the Eagles are a really famous band.
Cheyenne: You've heard of them?

Justine: Okay, full "disclozh"... I've never pierced anyone's ears before, but you've never had your ears pierced before. So we're in this together. So let's just close our eyes and go for it. [breathes deeply]

Hazel: What are you doing?
Sandra: I-I wanted to talk to you, but I was scared, 'cause you're very confident like astronauts.
Hazel: What? That's so weird.
Maeve: Say other things.
Sandra: I don't... I don't what... um... I take the bus to work. I have a cat.
Maeve: Okay, I'm officially obsessed with her.
Hazel: Yeah.
Sandra: Oh, so, will you come out of those chairs for me?
Hazel: We would die for you, like, now.
Sandra: Just the chairs are fine. [girls get up]

Cheyenne: I wish they wished I was their mom.
Glenn: Don't feel so bad. I mean, sometimes people just like who they like, you know? No one would have ever thought that the cool kids would have liked me in high school, but they loved me. Yeah, they always let me give them gifts, and they helped out of the locker when I somehow got shoved inside.
Cheyenne: They did that to you?
Glenn: No, unidentified mean kids did that. My cool friends were always nearby laughing about something.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, you're right. Sandra's being mean-girled. Glenn, your story made me so sad, but it was so helpful.
Glenn: Oh. Okay, terrific.

Cheyenne: Okay, stop messing with Sandra.
Maeve: Literally, what are you talking about?
Cheyenne: Oh, you know. You've got her all like, "Oh, boy, somebody likes me, and I have something to live for for once?" It's mean.
Sandra: Was that supposed to be me?
Cheyenne: Yeah, I'm sticking up for you. Next thing, you're gonna be going after her hair and, you know, the way that she stands.
Hazel: Oh, my God. You're bullying her.
Maeve: I've never met an actual bully in real life. I thought they were just in, like, old movies in the 1990s.
Cheyenne: No, you're the bullies.
Hazel: Ma'am, I hope you find peace, okay?

Mateo: Wow. I am good at this.
Jonah: Well, it's random luck.
Mateo: No, it's not. I have a system.
Jonah: Of guessing heads, yeah.
Mateo: Well, it keeps beating you, so...