Amy: So I put the food on the grill three hours ago. Turns out there was nothing in the propane tank, so...
Jonah: Mm. We could present it as tartare?

Sandra: Oh, Amy, you remember Jerry.
Amy: Uh, yeah. Jerry, hi. You made it.
Sandra: It's his first time out since the coma, so... Say hi, Jerry. Just give him one second. He's got it.
Jerry: Hi, Jerry.
Amy: Oh.
Sandra: I heard "Amy." Good job!
Amy: Great.
Sandra: That's really good.
Amy: Yeah.
Sandra: Yeah. He's doing good. That was really good.

Jonah: People are getting antsy. Maybe we should just order pizza...
Amy: No, we're not ordering pizza. I can't have the TV not work and not do the barbecue. That plays right into this "shambles" narrative.
Dina: And we're just pretending your life is fine?
Amy: Yes. I mean, it is.
Dina: That was good, I believed that.
Amy: Okay, I'm just going to microwave it.
Jonah: Oh, no, no, no, no-
Dina: I don't think that's...
Jonah: That's probably not going to be very appetizing.
Amy: It's fine, we'll just put sauce on it.
Jonah: How thick is the sauce?

Jerusha: Who are you wearing?
Kelly: Oh, I don't know. I can check the label.
Jerusha: It doesn't matter. I don't know designers. I'm Jerusha.
Kelly: Kelly. I feel like I overdressed.
Jerusha: When I saw you across the room, I thought you were a prostitute. That's a compliment.
Kelly: Oh, thank you.
Jerusha: You're welcome. I'm going to make you... a squirrel. Some people think squirrels are just rats, but they're not.
Kelly: Ok... It was nice talking to you.

Garrett: The reception in this area is horrible.
Glenn: Must be the old magnet factory.

Mateo: Okay, I came here to watch the Globes, not sit around starving in some sad, divorced woman's house. Brett, let go of my hand!

Justine: Just go around! I'm trying to park my car. I don't even care. I didn't want to go to the party.

Jerusha: Father God, we thank You for this meal we're about to enjoy. We ask You to bless it with Your light. Father God, we pray that all our efforts are rewarded and that this food replenishes our spent and tired bodies. Amen.
Glenn: Amen.
Jerusha: Father God. That was beautiful, Jerusha!
Garrett: Yeah, nice and tight.

Glenn: Thank you for having us.
Jerusha: We're going to wash your sheets. It's just something we like to do after parties.
Amy: Keep them.

Mateo: Do you want to go to Chang's? We can watch the losers give drunken interviews at the after-parties.
Garrett: Mm. Want to come? Kelly, you want to come?
Kelly: Oh, I thought you were... Am I invited?
Garrett: Yeah, that's why I said, "Kelly, you want to come?"
Kelly: I would love that. Thanks.