Jonah Quote #234

Quote from Jonah in Golden Globes Party

Mateo: Oh, my God, you know who I saw at the gas station the other day?
Jonah: Who?
Mateo: Mustard man.
Jonah: No!
Dina: [snooty British voice] How was he?
Garrett: [snooty British voice] Yes, was he pumping petrol?
Jonah: [snooty British voice] Where might I find the ah-loo-minium?
Dina: [snooty British voice] Right next to the vit-ah-mins.


 ‘Golden Globes Party’ Quotes

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: Ugh, I'm overdressed. I thought going to a Golden Globes party was like, you dress for the Golden Globes.
Jonah: I think you look nice.
Kelly: I'm just nervous, you know? I mean, I feel like I'm still not part of the group.
Jonah: No, no, you're part of the group. It's like if this was the Scooby Doo gang, you would be Scrappy Doo... a late addition, but everybody loved him.
Kelly: Everyone hated Scrappy Doo. He only got to hang out with them because he was related to Scooby.

Quote from Dina

Dina: How about a game, huh? Who wants to play Crazy Scabies? Floor Shorts? I guess there is enough of us, we could play Hassle the Fishmonger, but we'd have to move the couch.
Garrett: Yeah, no one's ever heard of any of those games.
Dina: Seriously? None of you? Well, what did you do as kids when your mom was out with the men from the bank?

 Jonah Simms Quotes

Quote from Health Fund

Amy: Okay, so in the first four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
Jonah: The claims just kept coming, and, you know, it's like that opening in Star Wars where the words zoom past you. And at first it's cool, but eventually you just can't keep up.
Amy: Wait, Sandra alone has asthma, rheumatoid arthritis, sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome... This just keeps going.
Jonah: We just got to keep signing people up. That's all, okay? If we get everybody in the backroom to sign up then that will pay for these people. And then we can go to other branches and then that will pay for the backroom...
Amy: [gasps] This is a pyramid scheme.

Quote from Election Day

Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.